You see, I read the left-wing press. Not the urban throwaway rags, but I read The Nation, The Progressive, The American Prospect, and more -- I read them all. They have been raving for months about the exciting prospect of a great wave of reform coming out of the Occupy movement. It was here to stay, and for a while, silly old me took them seriously.
Not the "Masturbate for Peace" movement, which made its rude appearance in Madison, Wis., nor the "Urinate and Defecate Against World Hunger" crowd, which occasionally made headlines in Manhattan. Rather, I mean the out-of-work Ph.D.s in romance languages or the mild-mannered, middle-class schoolteachers, whom the left-wing press kept coming across amidst the delusional rabble. The left-wing journalists interviewed them. To read their reports, one would think that this Occupy movement really was sweeping America, rather than on its last legs and being shut down.
Their end was coming for very good reasons, I might add. The Occupy movement was a health hazard, occasionally a serious crime scene -- rape, robbery, and mayhem. And in most places throughout the country, it was in contravention of simple laws against vagrancy.
Illustrious names from journalism's past -- even The New York Review of Books -- were showing themselves to be utterly out-of-touch with the way things are in America today, with budgets so out-of-balance and economic growth so slight. Even President Barack Obama and other eminentoes from the Democratic Party sided with the Occupiers long after the Occupiers had discredited themselves.
Now for the most part, the Occupiers are no more. Yet the left-wing press raves on, and I suppose the mainstream media is complicit. This movement was more degenerate than they reported.
In The Progressive, someone by the name of Naomi Klein attests, "I've never seen anything like this in my life. Every day, new occupations (sic) are growing, not just in this country. People are so excited to have a new tent in which to meet, and the possibility of it expanding limitlessly. Political courage is contagious." So, apparently, is hysteria.
Some of it was very funny. Did former Senator George McGovern make an appearance at Zuccotti Park? As The New York Review of Books reports, "A bedraggled man who had arrived that day from Hawaii announced his candidacy for president and asked for the movement's blessing." I did not know George was in Hawaii.