Doug Giles

Posted October 11, 2015

Last week I wrote a column that burnt the internet down about how a good guy with a gun couldve dissuaded with hot Cor-Bons coming out of his pistol at 1100 feet-per-second the murderous weasel who wasted nine lives and wounded several others at Umpqua Community College.

Posted October 04, 2015

Here's my thoughts regarding the foul aforementioned.

Posted September 28, 2015

I'm glad, for many reasons, that Boehner resigned his speakership last Friday. Chief amongst them was I'm tapped out on all the Pope coverage.

Posted September 20, 2015

If a white Baptist kid named Wedge Figgus rocked up to his High Schools Show-N-Tell last week with a briefcase full of circuit boards, wires and timers that looked nada like a frickin' clock, the following chain-reaction, more than likely, wouldve been set into irrevocable motion:

Posted September 13, 2015

Before I open up a can of whup ass on the Buzzfeed wanks who just posted the most pathetic video known to mankind disparaging law enforcement officers, I must confess that I, too, used to be like the Buzzfeed dipsticks who hate cops.

Posted September 06, 2015

Im guessing that the majority of the anti-white, pro-cop killing, #BlackLivesMatter thugs I mean activists are predominantly, albeit loosely, Christian by persuasion.

Posted August 30, 2015

In the event that there are more Vester Lee Flanagans out there in the Untied States of The Overly Offended who're ready to snap because the world wont recognize them as Gods gift to humanity, and yet, youre not completely sold on the murder/suicide option: herewith are six surefire points to move you back into reality and officially remove you from being The Mayor of Mangina-town and into the rarefied air of a combobulated human.

Posted August 23, 2015

Pretty much everything that used to be a given thirty years ago is now seen as cuckoo and/or evil in the United States of WTF.

Posted August 16, 2015

Our country is in a crap sling of gastronomical proportions. I was going to say astronomical but this thing is more gassy than it is interplanetary.

Posted August 02, 2015

Unless you live under a rock, there is no way in Hades that you have not heard of Cecil the Lions dreadful demise.

Posted July 26, 2015

I dont know about you, but I carry a gun everywhere I go. I know it sounds a wee bit paranoid, but when going to watch a movie during the dog days of summer potentially puts me at risk of getting shot by some Motel 6 drifter with a Paul Bunyan-sized ax to grind, then call me crazy but

Posted July 19, 2015

The following was written by Ashley Intartaglia, one of my columnists on

Posted July 12, 2015

Thank God The Donalds in the Presidential mix for 2016.

Posted July 05, 2015

Last Thursday I returned from two weeks in Africa only to be fish-slapped with the fact that gay marriage is now law and The Dukes of Hazzard has been banned. Way to drop the ball while Im out hunting.

Posted June 14, 2015

If youre a conservative comedian then OMG did Jesus hand you some comedic gold this past week in the form of a white chick posing as a black chick who's been heading up an NAACP chapter in Spokane. If thats not a gift from heaven then I dont know what is.

Posted June 07, 2015

Ive never watched The Duggars' "Reality Show". The initial and subsequent promos for it never really flicked my switch. There wasnt enough crap blowing up, guns blazing, mud soaked monster Jeeps slingin caliche, or enough crap blowing up.

Posted May 31, 2015

Last Wednesday, the Texas Legislature pushed through, and I mean pushed, controversial legislation which repeals portions of the First Amendment, effectively ending citizen journalism in the Capitol.

Posted May 24, 2015

If I was a black dude I wouldnt be sweating getting offed by some pasty skinned white devil who listens to Cold Play and shops The Gap; or some buzz cut, creepy-ass cracker cop wearing Aviators.

Posted May 17, 2015

Summer is usually a relaxing time for family vacations, a little rest and relaxation, a time to recharge one's batteries, hang out with the kiddos and to get in some light summer beach reading.

Posted May 10, 2015

According to Bill OReilly and Juan Williams we shouldnt have drawing contests that mock Mohammed because thatll unnecessarily get Muslims miffed.