Doug Giles

Posted December 16, 2014

A Christian radio show host asked me the other day how I could, as a believer, be cool with waterboarding terrorists for intel crucial to our national securityor, as I like to call it, the implementation of the Irrigation for Information Act. Irrigation sounds so much more pleasant than torture, oui? Oui.

Posted December 14, 2014

Did you know that theres been a massive uptick in white thugs setting black folks on fire, yet the media has been virtually silent on this horrendous subject?

Posted December 07, 2014

I cant imagine living in Ferguson or any of the other hot spots where the massive protests/riots are going down.

Posted November 30, 2014

Last week, as I was watched the Ferguson fiasco go down, I kept bouncing back and forth between CNN and MSLSD to see how the Left was pitching this massive destruction of personal and private property on behalf of the innocent and gentle giant, Michael Brown.

Posted November 23, 2014

Yep, Liberal Chick is back and this time she's singing, yes singing, a song about evil conservatives and Fox News forcing illegal aliens to "ride death trains to the US."

Posted November 09, 2014

Elections bring out some weird critters, eh? Folks Ive never seen in my neighborhood, as in ever, suddenly rock up at Whole Foods, pre-election, wearing a Statue of Liberty spiked crown and Borats thong, screaming at me to vote for weed to be legalized while Im just trying to buy a pint of chicken noodle.

Posted November 03, 2014

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you. - Don Marquis

Posted October 28, 2014

Many pastors have been cowed into inactivity by the threatened loss of their tax-exempt status if they say anything remotely political.

Posted October 19, 2014

Im not gay. I get called gay all the time by Leftists who seek to disparage me when theyve run out of their specious, illogical arguments and the full weight of common sense lands on their fetid heads and they have no other recourse but to go ad hominem on me and say, he must be gay.

Posted October 12, 2014

Last Thursday evening I had my pastor over to Casa de Giles to enjoy one of my fine cigars with the family and me.

Posted September 28, 2014

Now, unless you live in la-la-land, youre well aware of the brutal beheading that happened in Moore, Oklahoma this past Friday.

Posted September 24, 2014

Hannah Graham is straight-A, a second year University of Virginia student who has been missing since September 13th,2014.

Posted September 21, 2014

Thanks to Islam, "beheading" has been re-introduced into our daily discussions.

Posted September 14, 2014

Last week, Gary Cass, who drives defendchristians.org, contacted me asking if ClashDaily.com would run his piece titled, Im Islamaphobic, Are You? I gave it a read and quickly said, Heck yeah.

Posted September 07, 2014

Last week on ClashDaily.com we ran a story about Mormon twin sisters who founded Beauty Redefined, who are calling on folks to boycott Carl's Jr.s hamburger joint because they run adverts with hot models. According to the religious twins, these ads, objectify women; and I guess, by that inference, girls everywhere, because of the ads, will start to feel badly about themselves, adopt some eating disorder and/or get ocean-buoy-sized breast implants in order to look like Kate Upton. Or something to that effect.

Posted September 01, 2014

The following was taken from my best-seller, Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls. I thought it was apropos given the anti-gun hysteria that has ensued since the Uzi accident. Here's how I prepped my girls growing up should the crap ever hit the fan and they needed to defend themselves with a gun. Enjoy.

Posted August 24, 2014

If TJ is in heaven right now, and hes able to peer through some celestial portal and behold the BS Barack has saddled this nation with -- a country, by the way, that Jefferson labored to make independent from tyrants -- then I would bet that Thomas is more ticked than a boar that just had its balls clipped.

Posted August 17, 2014

Things are getting dicey out there in the United States of Acrimony, eh? People are pissed. They’re sick of the government … sick of control … sick of the inequities and absurdities in our land … sick of the man and the machine … sick of our borders having bigger holes than a fat woman’s pantyhose after high steppin' a barbed-wire fence; and sick, hallelujah, of that little priss, Justin Bieber.

Posted August 10, 2014

In the last couple of weeks my cigar company has had a hell of a time trying to find a credit card processing company that’ll do recurring revenue charges for my customers who’d like to get an automated, monthly dose of one of the finest cigars on this planet,