Calling this show "filth" is like calling your Christmas tree an evergreen. Yet about 14 million Americans still love filling their head with this filthy show, and they don't want to be told what they're doing.
It doesn't surprise, then, that the pundits have turned on Jones, like the 19-year-old was having serious mental problems. The best was long-time cast mate and all-around sleazeball, Charlie Sheen, declaring young Angus was having an "emotional tsunami." You read that correctly: Charlie Sheen calling someone else a nut job.
The Jones video was posted Monday, and within 48 hours, his camp issued a statement apologizing for the disrespect to the dirty hands that feed him. It was expected. It was either that or kiss your career bye-bye. It's still not clear if he'll be consigned to making independent Christian movies with Kirk Cameron.
If only Jones had done the opposite. The worse, the more outlandish, disrespectful, insulting, obscene -- the more lucrative.
Remember the old days, way back when advertisers insisted you had to be a positive role model to endorse their product on TV? That era is clearly dead. In another sign of our cultural collapse, it is now just the opposite.
Start with Sheen, whose well-publicized meltdown in a haze of drugs and alcohol and egotistical rants about "winning" and "tiger blood" has led to a bevy of commercial deals.
First came Sheen for the Fiat 500, driving the car speedily in a circle inside a mansion. He steps out of the car and declares, wink-wink, "I love being under house arrest," with a hot model on his arm. The sales slogan: "Not all bad boys are created equal." Then there was DirecTV joking that if you stick with cable TV, you might end up reenacting scenes from "Platoon" with Charlie Sheen at his house.
Perhaps the ugliest one pitched Bavaria beer. It has Charlie driving away from a rehab clinic seeing everyone drinking beer -- pregnant women, the police -- because apparently the beer is so good for everyone that even Charlie should imbibe. The "happy ending"? The beer is non-alcoholic.
Consider Wonderful Pistachios, whose ad campaign was characterized by Adweek as an "idiots and [A-words]" campaign. Scandal is all their hired celebrities have to offer.