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Saturday, July 26, 2008
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
The 10 Commandments for Classy Girls
by Doug Giles
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As you well know, our toady media has made being a whore all the rage for our young daughters. They’re pushing our kids—on multiple cultural fronts—to be “empowered” sexual beastesses, and this is in spite of the plague-like spike in STDs which are saddling our kids.

Yep, who cares if our girls are getting their ovens removed when they’re 15 for fooling around, keep selling them sex, dammit! Throw rubbers at ‘em! It’ll never happen to them, even though according to the CDC 0ne in four teenage girls right now have some form of STD funk coursing through their system.

In addition to the media’s brainwashing attempts to mold our girls into brainless ditzes like one of Hef’s chicks, our culture has also made being a reality TVesque, whiny, nerve-grating, Girlicious drama queen witch wonderful as well. What has the anti-traditional values, Christianity-sucks secularists propped up for our girls to pattern? Three things, namely: 1. be spiteful, 2. narcissistic and 3. a slut. This is cultural progress for these “winners.”

In this article I’d like to spit on both targets the secularist tools have established for our females and set the bar a tad higher for our daughters with my 10 Commandments for Classy Girls.

Mom . . . Dad . . . teach your girl these ten things, and she won’t morph into a hellion who’ll drive us all insane.

Commandment 1: Don’t flaunt your advantages.

The Classy Girl doesn’t show off who she is, where she went to school or her net worth. Yeah, the bells and smells, the incense and nonsense afforded by certain advantages (earned or otherwise) don't mean a thing to a Classy Girl if used as a fig leaf to veil her utter lack of character and humility.

Let me make it simple for you: Everything that Paris Hilton, Britney, Omarosa, Lindsay, and New York (from Flavor of Love) does, do the opposite, and you will be a very pleasant and delightful young lady not hiding behind daddy’s cash, mere talent, a Bose voice processor or fifteen minutes of BS-based fame.

A girl with class understands with all the external trappings of success and achievement she can still be a cultural pain in the butt and a horrible person. Therefore, focus not upon dusting up the transient trappings which dazzle the ubiquitous morons but rather pursue the hidden qualities of internal virtues which truly makes a girl great—at least in God’s eyes.

Commandment 2: Everyone deserves respect until they demonstrate they don’t deserve it.

The Classy Girl believes that all people are created in the image of God and should be treated with respect until that person shows they don’t deserve it.

That means she doesn’t slap, spit or drop the F-bomb on her pastor, elders, teachers or parents. I asked Ted Nugent one time what he would do if one of his sons or daughters told him to F-off. Ted said, “I’d tear off their head and _______ down their throat.”

It’s amazing to watch 3, 5 and 15 year-old kids unleash their venom on their parents and others and then walk away smacking their gum. The Classy Girl respects parents, older people, teachers, police, peers and opponents—unless forced by said person to do otherwise.

Commandment 3: Titles are important.

The Classy Girl still calls her elders “sir” or “ma’am.” I’ve got friends who have adult children with families of their own who make a very nice living, are close to my age and still call me “sir.” When the Classy Girl addresses a man, it is always as “Mr. (last name)” and a woman as “Mrs.” or “Miss (last name)” until they’ve been green lighted to use their first name or nickname.

Commandment 4: Everyone else matters before you do.

The Classy Girl is here to serve, not be served. She does weird stuff like what needs to be done versus being some diva who expects everyone to wait on her. When she comes into a situation she assesses what others might need, not what she can get from people or places. Continued...

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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ARE THESE "NOTES FROM HELL"?
I thought I was the one who lived in hell which all "quality" people sneer at, fear, avoid and pile upon: an "inner ring" suburb of a megapolis overrun by illegal aliens and the filth, rats, crime and ignorance they brought along with them.

The behavior you describe is something I observe among the ignorant, low-class, "poor" subgroups of the inhabitants of the city and close-in suburbs. I also see it any time I flip channels of the over-the-air, free TV in hope of something decent and interesting to watch once in a while.

What is horrifying that you and your readers see that behavior in your immediate environment, even in churches. My friends make the same reports after visiting their family and friends in the desirable outer suburbs.

Assuming that the demographics of your readers do not reflect the bottom half, it seems that the problems you describe are rampant even among the economically affluent "middle" and "upper middle" class that has ridden the coat-tails of their often blue-collar, inner-ring suburbs and city dwelling parents who left them enough assets not to have to start from scratch and be able to move away from the "city" problems.

As Theodore Dalrymple points out, the upper classes have assumed downward cultural aspirations. He also "argues that the so-called 'progressive' views prevalent within Western intellectual circles minimize the responsibility of individuals for their own actions and undermine traditional mores, contributing to the formation within rich countries of an underclass afflicted by endemic violence, criminality, sexually transmitted diseases, welfare dependency, and drug abuse.

He contends that the middle class abandonment of traditional cultural and behavioral aspirations has, by example, fostered routine incivility and ignorance among members of the working class."


Wow
alright.
I'm an 18 year old woman. I am very upset that you can take all females and gender steriotypically categorize us.
First of all, not ALL girls are what they show in the media, obviously they only show the girls who cause drama.
Second of all, it's really rude, and offensive that you assume that ALL teenage girls aren't taught acceptable behaviors by their parents, and are just ditzy brainwashed teens.
I myself from age 13- to now, have raised myself. I don't have a cell phone, I don't trash people, and I'm not impolite. My dad sent this article to me... Probably assuming that I'm just like "all the other girls". When really if he would actually take the time to get to know me, he'd know that I'm a good person. Yeah, I have my lip pierced and I don't go to church... Yeah I hang out with "weird" people with piercings and tattooes. But does that honestly make them any less of a person. you conservative jerks need to realize that what's socially acceptable is way different that what was in to 1900's.
You deminished all young ladies and woman. And to hell with you, I'll spit at you if I want to. If you're allowed to make all these inaccurate judgements, then I can surely correct you on them.
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