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Monday, June 16, 2008
David Strom :: Townhall.com Columnist
Miniature Golf is the New Constitutional Right
by David Strom
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The Bush Administration has discovered what liberals have known all along: the Constitution is a mighty comprehensive document, giving the federal government powers over the minutest aspects of our lives.

Case in point: apparently Bush & Co. have discovered that there is a right to miniature golf defined in the U.S. Constitution.

That’s the upshot of a new set of rules updating the Americans with Disabilities Act being released for public comment this Tuesday. Other new rights include easier access to light switches in hotel rooms by moving them 6 inches lower, wheelchair lifts in courtrooms to provide easier access to the witness box, and wheelchair lifts to provide easier access to stages in auditoriums. And the miniature golf courses? Soon at least half the holes will have to be easily wheelchair accessible.

It is, of course, utterly ridiculous that such things are matters of federal regulation. Unfortunately, it is not innocuous.

Not too long ago most Americans believed in at least the concept of limited government; more recently at least conservatives and most Republicans did. But now it seems that only a few libertarians still feel bound to even consider the possibility of limits to federal powers before proposing the imposition of ever more burdensome rules from Washington.

It may seem strange at first to see great danger in the latest proposed extension of federal power. After all, who could object to making the world a better place for the disabled? And that is what these rules are intended to do.

But intentions don’t matter in the real world. Consequences do.

And as a consequence of the Bush Administration’s new proposed regulations, the federal government is now asserting a legitimate interest in the design of miniature golf courses, the placement of light switches in hotel rooms, what is broadcast when on stadium scoreboards and video monitors, and a whole host of other, equally trivial aspects of our public and private lives. Continued...

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David Strom is the President of the Minnesota Free Market Institute. He hosts a weekly radio show on AM-1280 "The Patriot" in Minneapolis-St. Paul, available on podcast at Townhall.com.

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The current crop of retarded
politicians has been allowed to stay out in the fields and infect everything it comes in contact with. They need to be harvested and thrown away. And the 1st thing a new group of politicians need to do is take away all of their retirement benefits and ensure that they are made to feel the effects of each and every bad policy they have ever implemented. For example, no matter what the price of gas ever is, they have to pay the highest price ever - out of their own pocket. They are not allowed to hire anyone for anything unless they take the most marginable person available and pay them the highest minimum wage anyplace in the country. They must drive used Yugos powered with used cooking oil. The are limited to 900 kilowatt hours of electricity/month. They are not allowed out in public unless they sign off on reams of regulations stating what they intend to do and rep and warrant what they won't do. This must be approved by 4 layers of people with no seeming relationship. Instead of Secret Service protection, the agents sole job is to note anything and everything that they can be penalized for in their creation of this PC paradise. For the rest of all of their miserable lives, they should be forced to live to the nth degree in the pile of dog doo doo that they have created for the rest of us.

Rights and the Left
I wrote a piece on my blog, not too long ago, (happyjake.blogtownhall.com) contrasting the idea of rights as seen from the Left and the Right. In the short version, the Right (as opposed to simply Republicans) view rights as things granted by God (or as "natural rights," a non religious phrase that means the same thing) and confirmed by the Constitution. These rights almost invariably prevent the Government from doing something rather than granting something to the people (the exception being jury trials and legal counsel for the accused.) On the Left, rights are seen as things provided by the government and most rights require that the government give something to people, particularly when there is some non-governmental barrier (poverty, disability, lack of competance, etc.) to obtaining whatever it is the person wants.

For example. Freedom of speech means the government can't interfere with what you have to say. The right to abortion, on the other hand, is interpreted to mean that lacking the means to procure an abortion is an unfair abridgement of the right, so the government must provide.
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