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Friday, March 06, 2009
David Harsanyi :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Spendagorean Theorem
by David Harsanyi
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You may be aware already that journalists are likely to possess an aptitude for math that is on par with the average gerbil.

I, for instance, hand over delicate personal financial information to complete strangers and pay them to put "numerals" into brackets for the purpose of "subtraction" and "addition" -- because I, like half the Barack Obama administration, find paying taxes exasperatingly difficult and generally irritating.

Likewise, math, as we all know, sucks the fun out of everything. Only pointy-headed know-it-alls find math interesting. Society should shun these freaks relentlessly -- unless, of course, we need something from them, such as engineering or paychecks.

As many journalists struggle to define what a "fraction" is, how could they possibly be equipped to enlighten America about the abstraction of Washington's present spending?

And how can the average upstanding math-despising citizen wrap his or her head around the magnitude of these enormous budget dollars?

"There is a sense that when numbers are too big or too small, the brain just shuts off," Colin Camerer, a professor of behavioral economics at the California Institute of Technology, told Time magazine recently. "People either don't think about it at all or there is fear, an exaggerated reaction."

We call the latter sentence editorializing because fear is a wholly rational reaction to a trillion of anything.

Let's start with the national debt, which is about $10 trillion right now. The estimated population of the United States is 305 million, which means that each citizen's share (including babies and 90-years-olds) is about $30,000, or a full year of avoiding math classes at a midlevel college.

Folks all across the country have come up with entertaining formulas to explain the size of this debt. If you spent $1 every second, for instance, it would take about 400,000 years to get to $10 trillion. Or if you laid 10 trillion $1 bills end to end, apparently they would reach the sun and back almost five times over. Continued...

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Bernie Made Off School of Gov.
Does life imitate government or does government imitate life?

The unwilling investor are going to get ripped off again and all we’ll get is a lot more dependant people that act just like the government they elect.

Half the people will be gang banging home invaders busting caps and invading other people’s property looking for oil.

The other half will be street walking poll dancing whores that would do and say anything to get elected and avoid working at a real job.

All we need to do now is elect Jerry Springer as President and the whole Ghetto/Trailer trash reality of what our country has become will be more obvious.

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We have a messiah in the WH!
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