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Friday, June 19, 2009
Burt Prelutsky :: Townhall.com Columnist
Notes From the Liberal Front
by Burt Prelutsky
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The question that’s been weighing on my mind is, who is best suited to study those strange beings known as liberals? It strikes me that they’d be fit subjects for psychiatrists, who might be in a position to figure out why they revere the people they do -- people such as Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Al Gore and Ted Kennedy -- men who haven’t a single notable accomplishment to their name, aside from either winning elections or eliminating them altogether. Perhaps it would be more appropriate for biologists to delve into the left-wing organism, and determine how it is possible that creatures without brains could have survived so long in an often hostile environment.

If you don’t believe that liberalism is a serious malady, consider that Paul Krugman of the New York Times, when addressing Sonia Sotomayor’s remark about a Hispanic woman being better qualified than a white man to be a judge, said that she was merely entertaining. Even if Mr. Krugman is, as his comment suggests, more easily entertained than a backward three-year-old, I have a feeling that he wasn’t nearly as forgiving when Trent Lott, on the occasion of Strom Thurmond’s 100th birthday in 2002, said it was a shame that the old Dixiecrat hadn’t been elected president in 1948.

Yet another recent example of liberalism in action took place at Harvard, where bright young people go to have their brains exchanged for a pound of hay and humongous egos. It seems that the mucky-mucks at the university found $1.5 million lying around and decided that the best possible use for the money was to create a visiting professorship in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender studies. I guess the good news is that if Barney Frank decides to do us all a big favor and get out of politics, there’s a job opening at his alma mater.

Speaking of liberal goofiness brings us inevitably to Barack Hussein Obama, as he now proudly identifies himself -- at least when he’s addressing Muslims, praising Muslims and, as usual, slandering America. By the way, isn’t it the least bit odd that he never condemns Muslims for clinging to their religion and their suicide bombs? Even if you’re a liberal, doesn’t it seem peculiar that during his speech in Egypt, he didn’t take a moment to mention how much blood and national treasure America has spent -- and, I would suggest, wasted -- defending Muslims in Somalia, Kuwait, Iraq, Kosovo and Afghanistan? But, then, we mustn’t forget that this is the same chap who went to France and took the opportunity to apologize for America’s arrogance without once mentioning the number of American G.I.s who died making sure that the French wouldn’t have to give up wine and foie gras for beer and bratwurst.

By the way, do you think the day will ever come when he’ll quit apologizing for America’s arrogance and apologize for his own?

Before setting off for the Middle East, where he gave a thumbs-up to Iran’s nuclear program while condemning Israel for building houses, Obama mentioned that America is home to one of the world’s largest Muslim populations. As anyone with even a passing interest in facts would know, there are roughly three million Muslims in the United States. Just to give you some idea of how far off Obama was, Indonesia has 195 million, Pakistan has 160 million, India has 154 million. Even Burkina Faso, a place you’ve never even heard of, has seven million. There are, as one of his advisors should have told him before he shot off his mouth, roughly 40 countries in the world saddled with larger Muslim populations than America.

But, then, as we all know, Obama has notoriously weak math skills. It certainly explains why he announced during the campaign that that the U.S. is made up of 57 states. Heck, it may even help explain the way he tosses around our money. It’s a scary thought, but isn’t it just possible that he can’t really tell the difference between million, billion and trillion? Of course an even scarier thought is that the president actually knows what $1,000,000,000,000 is, and that by burying this nation in insurmountable debt, he can make the 1,000,000,000 Muslims in the world adore him.

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W. Burt Prelutsky is an accomplished, well-rounded writer and author of "The Secret of Their Success: Interviews with Legends and Luminaries."
 
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Lost (and confused) A**HOLE P2...
"with sen. specter changing parties to the dem and al franken due be seated shortly the dems will have fillibuster proof 60 vote majority in the senate."

Al Franken - totally worthless
Arlen Specter - party traitor (switched simply to hopefully gain re-election, NOT done for anything worthwhile).

These are your "heroes"...that speaks volumes about you and your lack of character.

"fewer and fewer people are indentifying themselves as republicans..."

More and more people are identifying themselves as CONSERVATIVE. Over 40%, vs. 21% of you lost, out-to-lunch, dimwits that actually admits to being "liberal".

"of the largest and most expanding minorities in the u.s. blacks vote 95% democratic...hispanics 75% democratic.." etc...

Blah blab BLAAAAHHH...more useless statistics and obvious garbage that any AVERAGE 8th grader could glean from a simple web search.

This is all you have, in the absence of ANYTHING worthwhile enacted or done by this WORST president in the HISTORY of this entire nation. You and your heroes can celebrate "your" win now...because in due and VERY short time, the party will end. Wait and see.

"OH YEAH, DUDE THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL...LMAO"

AND YOU *STILL* have YET to answer my simple questions/challenges...

WHAT HAS THE HNIC DONE that's anything CLOSE to a success?? Where are the SUCCESSES?? What has he done (besides plunge us even deeper into a recession and economic slowdown, and render our reputation as week and uncommitted)?

You can't answer this, can you?

Unless you CAN, please don't bother posting.

That's the REAL writing on the WALL, you A**HOLE...

L-M-A-O!!!!

Leftist LostA$$HOLE...
"I hate to hear grown men cry"

Then S-T-F-U, you useless A**HOLE!

"and when i read you post thats what it sounds like...a bunch of sissyfied whining and conplaining..."

No, it's factual information but you just can't handle the TRUTH.

"YOU LOST THE ELECTION TO THE VICTORS GO THE SPOILS"

WOWWWWWW - That's SOOOO GREAT! That's going to make everything different. *I* (didn't know I was even competing - YOU MORON) lost!! There's a Gold Star for all of us!!

"Prez Barack H. Obama is POTUS until 2012"

No 5HIT, sherlock. Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Did you do a lot of research to arrive at this conclusion? What an extreme DIP$HIT you are!

"(with a high probability of re-election after a highly successful first term)"

You STILL have YET to cite the successes. Just because you say it doesn't make it so. TELL US WHAT THE SUCCESSES ARE!!!

Or just admit that YOU CAN'T (we already know it - time for you to admit it)!

"the democrats control both houses of the u.s.
congress until 2010"

WOWWW...more highgly intuitive remarks...God DAAAAM, LostA**hole, you are on a roll!!

"(and are highly favored to retain both houses while adding more seats.)"

You had better look around, putz. Your heroes are pissing everyone off (except of course stupid pig-headed dopes like yourself who believe everything they hear, given their lack of thought). Nancy PigLousy, Bawney the Gay Dinosaur, all of them are in major trouble come 2010.
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