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Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Ann Coulter :: Townhall.com Columnist
Secondhand Children
by Ann Coulter
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It's been weeks since the last one, so on Sunday, The New York Times Magazine featured yet another cheery, upbeat article on single mothers. As with all its other promotional pieces on single motherhood over the years, the Times followed a specific formula to make this social disaster sound normal, blameless and harmless -- even brave.

These single motherhood advertisements include lots of conclusory statements to the effect that this is simply the way things are -- so get used to it, bourgeois America! "(A)n increasing number of unmarried mothers," the article explained, "look a lot more like Fran McElhill and Nancy Clark -- they are college-educated, and they are in their 30s, 40s and 50s."

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Why isn't the number of smokers treated as a fait accompli that the rest of us just have to accept? Smoking causes a lot less damage and the harm befalls the person who chooses to smoke, not innocent children.

The Times' single motherhood endorsements always describe single mothers as the very picture of middle-class normality: "She grew up in blue-collar Chester County, Pa., outside Philadelphia, and talks like a local girl (long O's). Her father was a World War II vet who worked for a union and took his kids to Mass most Sundays." Even as a girl she dreamed of raising a baby with a 50 percent greater chance of growing up in poverty.

How about some articles on all the nice middle-class smokers whose fathers served in World War II and took them to Mass? Only when describing aberrant social behavior do Times writers even recognize what normality is, much less speak of it admiringly.

According to hysterical anti-smoking zealots at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, smoking costs the nation $92 billion a year in "lost productivity." (Obviously these conclusions were produced by people who not only have never smoked, but also don't know any smokers, who could have told them smoking makes us 10 times more productive.)

Meanwhile, single motherhood costs taxpayers about $112 billion every year, according to a 2008 study by Georgia State University economist Benjamin Scafidi.

Smoking has no causal relationship to crime, has little effect on others and -- let's be honest -- looks cool. Controlling for income, education and occupation, it causes about 200,000 deaths per year, mostly of people in their 70s.

Single motherhood, by contrast, directly harms children, occurs at a rate of about 1.5 million a year and has a causal relationship to criminal behavior, substance abuse, juvenile delinquency, sexual victimization and almost every other social disorder.

If a pregnant woman smokes or drinks, we blame her. But if a woman decides to have a fatherless child, we praise her as brave -- even though the outcome for the child is much worse.

Thus, the Times writes warmly of single mothers, always including an innocent explanation: "Many of these women followed a similar and familiar pattern in having their first child: They planned to marry, found they hadn't by their 30s, looked some more and then decided to have a child without a husband." At which point, a stork showed up with their babies.

So apparently, single motherhood could happen to anyone! Continued...

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Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
 
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Wow...
Do these people really NOT get Coulter's point?! It's called sarcasm!! She's not REALLY suggesting people take up smoking... Yes I agree that some single mothers are very brave if their husbands left them and won't help with the children and now they are having to deal. But that's not usually the case. Most single mothers are single mothers because they slept around without thinking of the possible consequences. Maybe that sounds harsh but it's true. The high school I went to should have had a day care because of all the 14, 15, & 16 year old girls with children. And trust me, none were married....

YOU KNOW WHAT??????????
I think there are a LOT OF SELF RIGHTEOUS HATER "CHRISTIANS" OUT THERE. Do you know how many SINGLE MOTHERS would love to "be married" and "have a white picket fenced home"? Get real people! and whoever wrote this article must be sitting in front of their computer all day listening to what? I am appalled that you people calling yourselves "Christians" are even ELIGIBLE to BE ONE! Christ forgave the woman at the well with 6 husbands (he said 5 you have had and the one you are with now is NOT your husband)... Get REAL America!!! Yo so smart all ya'll. Read between the lines and MAYBE you will get the real message. Because obviously hypocricy is a deep and well rooted thing in your spirit. For the ONE who wrote this GARBAGE about "single mothers" what freaking planet did you drop off of? Do you REALLY think these women were thinking oh boy I'd love to have a tough life and harder without an income.. I'm so appalled at your ignorance that I can't even begin to complete this about how ignorant the write of this article is...And I thought you were smart. Smart doesn't mean knowledgeable I guess. If you want some let me know WOW. WOW WOW WOW......
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