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Brownback Defines "Mitt-Amorphisis"

Regular readers will note I've long beein fascinated by the Brownback vs. Romney rivalry.  Here's an email the Brownback campaign sent out today:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

NEWS RELEASE

July 12, 2007

Contact: John Rankin

(515) 221-1001, jrankin@brownback.com

New word "Mitt-amorphasis" Proposed to Dictionary

DES MOINES - The Brownback for President Campaign announced today it is officially proposing a new word be added to Webster's Dictionary: "Mitt-amorphasis."

Below are the details for the proposed word.

MITT-AMORPHASIS

Pheonetic:

Mitt-a-mor-pha-sis

Definition:

1. (v) A self-directed and self-contradictory cyclical process, occurring in even-numbered years, by which a Massachusetts politician transforms at will.

2. (v) The evolutionary process by which a member of the species homosapiens becomes a dolphin.

3. (v) The synchronized revolution at any given point in time consistent with the changing political winds

Usage:

1. Franz Kafka clearly understood the dangers of mitt-amorphasis.

2. John Kerry personified mitt-amorphasis, and others have taken it to new levels

3. The mitt-amorphasizing agent caused the politician to grow gills and flippers.

Synonyms:

flip-flopper, opportunist, chameleon, unelectable, John Kerry

Antonyms:

consistent, principled

PAID FOR BY BROWNBACK FOR PRESIDENT

PO Box 2008, Topeka, KS 66601

info@brownback.com

This message was sent by: Brownback for President, Inc., PO Box 2008, Topeka, KS 66601

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