Help Give John Murtha a Nickname

Matt Lewis
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Posted: May 29, 2007 8:32 AM

By now, you've probably read the Novak column on Jack Murtha's "scandalous conduct." 

Here was the headline from Sunday's WaPost's editorial on the subject: 

The Hammer's Back!

This time in the form of a Democrat, Rep. John Murtha

... So I got to thinking; Murtha really needs a good nickname.  I mean, it worked so well for the Dems, that we sort of owe it to old Jack ...

Here goes:  "The Mallett?"

Yeah.  Doesn't quite work, does it?

I don't know.  Any suggestions?