Ummm, Hill-Rod? Seriously?

Mary Katharine Ham
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Posted: Apr 21, 2008 3:25 PM
She's lucky Obama's so obviously elitist or this might come across as clumsy and forced. Errr...Anyway, without further ado, Hillary's planned appeal to the viewers of Monday Night Raw. All the candidates will be making a statement. I do appreciate the reference to the "people's elbow," but who picked the name? Hill-Rod? It's disgraceful:

Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton. But tonight, in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hill-Rod.

This election is starting to feel a lot like “King of the Ring.” The only difference? The last man standing may just be a woman.

The truth is, this election is so important. The next president will face a stack full of difficult challenges right from the opening bell… to fix the economy, bring our troops home from Iraq, and make college more affordable. You need a president who will go to the mat for you. And that’s exactly what I’ll do.

I’ve been knocked down, but I’ve always gotten back up. And I know how to take a hit for the American people. And if things get a little tough, I may even have to deliver the “people’s elbow.”

Because this country is worth fighting for.

Now, I promise to stick to the political arena. So don't worry Randy Orton you're safe… for now.

When it comes to standing up for the American people though, I am ready to rumble.

Update:  Wow.
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