'Internet Expert' No More?

A friend IMs to tell me I have competition for my title:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il called himself an "Internet expert" during summit talks with South Korea's president this week, a news report said Friday.
The reclusive leader made the remark after South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun asked that South Korean companies operating at an industrial park in the North Korean city of Kaesong be allowed to use the Internet, Yonhap news agency reported, without citing any source.

Bring it, Kim. Between him and Tom DeLay running around calling himself The Hammer, I'm gonna have to lay some smack down.