How Alternative Fuels Mean a Slimmer Rosie, and Other Political News

Presumably, Biden will be there in his official capacity, as head of the Senate "shove-it-down-your-throat" committee, newly formed by the Democratic majority.

Looks like Hugo shouldn't think about attending any shows while in New York.

"The President may be content with not losing in Iraq, but we are not. We have sent him a bill cleverly designed to quickly secure the loss we so desire, so that the troops can be on their way home."

More ethanol=less bacon? No wonder Rosie hasn't switched to a fuel-efficient car yet.

Edwards raises tons of money in South Carolina. I wonder how many donations came from from "slummy" Southern people he wouldn't allow his children to talk to.

Kerry's 2004 "I have a plan" speech was so inspiring, the Dems are giving it another go.