Ham on Pork-- Buh, Duh, Ching!

Yeah, I know it's been done before, but it's my last name, so I get to do it if I want to, right?

Anyway, I'm on VENT again today, over at HotAir.

Get it while ya can, because this is my last appearance before super-cute Bethany at realVerse takes over for Wednesday and Thursday.

Thanks for watching, everyone!