Biden Tries to Gaslight America on Crime
Biden's Radical Nominee Takes Another Hit From Law Enforcement
Everything Is Not a Conspiracy Theory
Consumer Protection Group Trolls BlackRock Over Fraud Allegations
NBC News Polices Comedy, There's Racism in Hollywood Space Creatures, and White Supremacy...
In the U.K., Cadbury Ends Up With More Than Yolk on Its Face...
Trump Appeals Ruling Allowing Willis to Remain on Election Case
Trucking Industry Blasts the Biden Administration's New Rule for Heavy-Duty Vehicles
Was This Media Outlet Serious With the Advice It Gave New Yorkers Concerned...
Youngkin Vetoes Two Top Legislative Priorities for VA Dems
'They Get Handouts and We Pay for All of It!' MAGA Inc. Radio...
Thanks to Biden's Leftist Policies, An Illegal Alien Was Arrested for Raping a...
‘Transgender’ Athletes Dominate Women’s Soccer Tournament
NEW: Latest Fox Poll Shows Biggest Lead Ever For...
Trump's Lawyer Seeks to Dismiss Georgia Case on First Amendment Grounds
Tipsheet

Deep Thoughts by Anarchist Occupiers

On Tuesday, Katie wrote about the “peaceful” anarchist occupiers’ foiled plot to blow up a bridge in Ohio. According to the FBI affidavit, their goal involved “[sending] a message to corporations and the United States government” through violence and/or the destruction of physical property. After mulling over how to best achieve this goal, they decided to take down a bridge. But just how did they reach that conclusion? Below are some deep thoughts by the anarchist occupiers as presented in the affidavit:

Advertisement

 

20. WRIGHT further stated that there were not enough anarchists in Cleveland to do what he wanted to do…

 

Really? Weird…

 

55. …Someone in the group advised there was a Fusion Center in Cleveland, Ohio, that was located in the Justice Center. The group joked about taking out the Justice Center, but agreed it would kill too many inmates.

 

‘Must save our own!’

 

56. WRIGHT joked that he would wear a suicide vest and walk in and blow himself up, but advised he would have to be very drunk. BAXTER advised at one time he wanted to do a suicide attack, but agreed it would be better to live through the attack and fight another day.

 

71. Finally, the group discussed what would happen if they were caught. BAXTER thought that they will all go to Guantanamo Bay if they get caught, they will not go to a normal prison.

 

They are either ill-informed on who gets sent to Gitmo or hoping they can play soccer all day long - or both.

Advertisement

 

And finally, the best for last:

 

71. …To prevent capture, he suggested getting tacks that they could throw out of the back of the car if they get in a chase…

 

The Smoking Gun quips: “This getaway tactic was last successfully used in a Batman episode from 1967.”

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Townhall Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement