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Limbaugh: Turtles On A Plane

Good for a laugh, from Rush:
Yesterday there was a story that BP was setting turtles on fire, and I didn't find any confirmation.  This is out of Atlanta: "A caged, 2-inch turtle traveling with a 10-year-old girl caused a crew to turn around a taxiing plane, take the girl and her sisters off the flight and tell them they couldn't bring their pet along.  The sisters threw the animal and cage in the trash and returned to their seats crying Tuesday after AirTran Airways employees on the jetway said they couldn't care for the turtle while their father drove to retrieve it. Two days later, however, Carley Helm was reunited with Neytiri even though at first the family thought the pet was emptied with the trash."  It survived in the trash for two days.  What's that tell you about the Atlanta airport?  They don't pick up the trash for two days no matter what's in it.
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