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Swiss Government Gives Prostitutes Defibrillators To Combat High Death Rates Of Elderly Clients

Jillian Bandes | February 22, 2010 8:31 AM

Prostitutes most frequently service the elderly, according to government reports, and those clients are most likely to have their heart stop as the result of such vigorous... activity.

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Swiss Government Gives Prostitutes Defibrillators To Combat High Death Rates Of Elderly Clients

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