Caption Contest: The Horror

Happy Friday, friends. Please enjoy this candid photo of Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail in East Harlem:

More @HillaryClinton in East Harlem. pic.twitter.com/zUQANAdHBG
— Josh Robin (@joshrobin) April 15, 2016

I'll get the ball rolling with a few potential captions:

Exclusive: Frightened Dowager Countess visits downstairs. pic.twitter.com/F2nqK64cSJ
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) April 15, 2016

"A *kitchen,* you say? But Huma, where's the marble island and wine fridge?" pic.twitter.com/zrCZXIILV2
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) April 15, 2016

I'll leave you with this dilemma:

Can't decide which one is better. pic.twitter.com/4hN8ZGeuX1
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) April 15, 2016