Occupy Wall Street: The Lego "Civil Unrest" Collection

If you need a fun last-minute gift idea and want to inspire your kids to reject the maxims of protesting  hippies and instead embrace "ultra-justice," then this would be the perfect choice! It "even comes with authentic Zuccotti Park smell!" [Warning: strong language.] (h/t HotAir, via SlateV.)

"Occupy my night stick."