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#IfObamaWasJesus Trending

 

Yesterday, Katie posted this video of Jamie Foxx calling Obama his “Lord and Savior.” Soon after the actor’s ridiculous comments, #IfObamaWasJesus became one of the most popular trending topics on Twitter. Here are some of the more amusing tweets:

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@BenHowe: #IfObamaWasJesus He would've spent most of his sermon on the mount blaming the previous messiah.

@Doc_0: #IfObamaWasJesus The huge celestial teleprompter that appeared for the Sermon on the Mount would really have intimidated the Romans.

@Doc_0: #IfObamaWasJesus Judas would have been forced to re-distribute that silver to the other apostles.

@RebeccaAnn81: #IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn't have raised Lazarus from the dead because he could have voted anyway.

@AspiringThrawn: #IfObamaWasJesus , he would have pointed to the Earth and yelled to God - "You didn't build that!".

@ChiefNavyTim: #IfObamaWasJesus The Final Supper would have been paid for with an #EBT card

@PointlessPol: #IfObamaWasJesus He wouldn't heal the blind until an "independent panel of medical experts" told him too.

@Imaumbn: #IfObamaWasJesus he could turn water in to Kool-Aid®

@ColoradoRight: #IfObamaWasJesus Follow me and I will make you organizers of communities

@gwardhome: #IfObamaWasJesus could we Impeach him over the Separation of Church and State?

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