Sure, it's a feature piece, but reading it can send one straight into diabetic shock. Here's how it begins:
Michelle Obama glides into an empty Jungle Island banquet room looking fresh in a signature, white sheath dress that exposes toned arms and showcases that long, graceful neck.
If her style earns her comparisons to Jackie O, she won't complain.
And it goes on -- at considerable length -- in the same style.
Can anyone point out anything at all comparable that's been written about Cindy McCain?