Hilarious and Sad: Twitter Users Reveal What They Plan to Do with Their Stimulus Check

Beth Baumann | March 15, 2021 7:30 AM

Now that President Joe Biden signed the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan into law, Americans are bracing for the third stimulus. Individuals that qualify will receive $1,400 while qualifying couples will receive $2,800.

Wells Fargo and Chase, however, announced that they are not depositing stimulus checks until Wednesday, March 17. Some Americans with other banks have already received their direct cash payments.

Customers who are eligible to receive direct deposit of their stimulus payment may expect it as soon as March 17, 2021. https://t.co/ujd9oUUWmP
— Wells Fargo (@WellsFargo) March 12, 2021

Wondering when you’ll see the latest federal stimulus payment in your Chase account? Most electronic deposits will be in the account—and available to spend—as soon as Wednesday, March 17. In the meantime, visit https://t.co/7TFqr5GYme and stay up to date with our thread. ?? pic.twitter.com/wf490yp2Gm
— Chase (@Chase) March 12, 2021

The announcement prompted a "trending" theme on Twitter. What will people do with their checks once they receive them?

Direct Deposit: $1400

Me at EDC: I'm the headliner now
— ARMNHMR (@ARMNHMR) March 14, 2021

Direct deposit : 1400$

Promoter: how much to bring drake with u ??
— Yung Bleu (@_YungBleu) March 14, 2021

Direct deposit: $1400

Me at Bob’s Burgers: Yeah, lemme get the Bob.
— Bob's Burgers (@BobsBurgersFOX) March 14, 2021

direct deposit: $1400
me to Disney+: whip me up one more WandaVision pic.twitter.com/La6MUeX5I2
— Liz Jenkins (@ej11lizzie) March 14, 2021

Direct Deposit: $1400

Me at Magic City: Bring out the magicians pic.twitter.com/JYhT5Vzerv
— P2?? (@p2land) March 14, 2021

Direct deposit: $1400
Me at a Big Boy Restaurant: I'll take the statue. pic.twitter.com/ruFiTMTYaS
— Eddy ????????????? (@damnit_its_eddy) March 14, 2021

But folks, the scariest one also holds some truth:

direct deposit: $1400

me at the White House: send me another one pic.twitter.com/Vb2EsMdCFw
— D (@diamonddailyyy) March 14, 2021

Americans are getting used to receiving stimulus payments. And this is a way for progressives to say Americans overwhelmingly in favor of socialism. If more people like D want handouts the Democratic Party can use that as an example to push their progressive agenda, which will lead to eventual socialism.