We’re back! We had to take a break because Micah was being a lazy a**. And that’s not fake news. On September 11, The Washington Post editorial board decided to drop a commentary, where they blame President Trump for Hurricane Florence. The reason: he’s not pursuing a green agenda. So, Trump is some weather god now. It’s pathetic. The storm is now slamming into the Carolinas as we speak.
A Southern Nevada sociology professor decided to protest Donald Trump by shooting himself in the arm with a .22 caliber handgun. No, seriously, that was his way of resisting. And it brought him a slew of gun charges as well.
For all you sci-fi fans, interests were peaked when the FBI abruptly shut down the Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico. Is it aliens or a massive asteroid that’s projected to impact Earth? Hopefully, Scully and Mulder are on the case.
Lastly, when it comes to Florida stories, we have another winner. One inmate decided to stuff 17 oxycodone pills, a cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser on the needle tip, one lip balm, a CVS receipt, and a coupon in a condom and ram it up his rectum. Painful.
In other news, the NY Giants lost 20-15 against Jacksonville but held them to one touchdown. It was a slog. Big Blue did some good things, but it was not enough to win the game. That offensive line remains shaky. Eagles play the Buccaneers on Sunday. Giants are at Dallas. And Matt totally got the NFL preseason and regular seasons schedules confused. So, apologies for that, folks.