Creepy Joe Comes Out Of The Closet

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Posted: Apr 02, 2019 3:35 PM
Creepy Joe Comes Out Of The Closet

Source: AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster, File

Wait…this is episode 66? We’ve lasted this long without getting fired, so I guess the show goes on, right? And what better way to execute episode 66 than talking about how Joe Biden is now a total creep, who likes to touch women on the shoulders from behind, smell their hair, and kiss them on the back of their heads. Two women have alleged that Joe Creeper was a bit handsy with them, so going by the Left's rules on these matters, Biden is a horrible demon of toxic masculinity and must be destroyed. Screw the facts. Screw due process. Since Democrats play by two separate sets of rules, expect Biden to get a safety blanket. You already have people saying that he’s just an affectionate person.

At the same time, some Democrats, like Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL), said that one allegation is disqualifying. Well, now there are two allegations tricky Dick, so what say you now?

On The View, most of the ladies are already running interference for Joe Biden (via TheBlaze):

The women of "The View" don't think much of the accusations made against Joe Biden of inappropriate behavior with women, and several said they wanted him to continue smelling women's hair and kissing them without asking.

"Joe is a hands on kind of guy!" said Whoopi Goldberg, who asked why the accuser couldn't have simply asked him to stop touching her.

Biden was accused by a former Nevada lawmaker of smelling her hair and kissing her in a way that made her very uncomfortable. She cited other examples of inappropriate behavior from Biden in her statement.

"It's a long way from smelling your hair to grabbing your hoo-ha!" said Behar. "I mean let's tell the truth."

Behar went on to say that Biden is a "close talker," and that she believed him because they are friends.

"I think it would be really unfortunate if we got rid of everyone who's just an affection person, you know?" she added.

Then again, the Democrats might weaponize this to clip Biden during the primaries, so maybe we should watch them eat each other over this. 

In other news, there’s a Colorado sheriff who's willing to go to jail rather than enforce his state’s upcoming red flag law, which Democratic Gov. Jared Polis is about to make official.

Storm isn't happy with Democrats' refusal to vote for any emergency legislation for Puerto Rico because it didn’t have enough money in it. 

But circling back to 2020, some white guy named Bob O’Rourke is running, and he said some things in Spanish. Well, the Associated Press thought this was his native tongue. It’s not. AP is wrong. And how is this not cultural appropriation? Granted, that’s more of a young millennial, half brain-dead college student thing, but they’re too busy trying to rip down statues of Thomas Jefferson at Hofstra, or renaming their mascot, which is what George Washington University is trying to do. The “colonial” is offensive?

To level things off, Chris Rock roasted Jussie Smollett for his fake hate crime antics at the NAACP Image Awards. Smollett was nominated but was a no-show at the awards. I wonder why.