Please enjoy this super-viral (1.5 million views, and counting) midweek palate cleanser. Just watch:
Laugh-out-loud lines for yours truly: "Like, cannibals?" ..." a garden hoe isn't what we want!" ... "what is this gonna do against anything??" ... "the cat, you idiot!" (her one obvious mistake) ... "I can say pants..."
What impresses me most about the girl is that even as she's taken in by the ludicrous scenario while under the influence of powerful drugs, almost every one of her decisions and outbursts of protest is remarkably lucid and on point. And as an older brother, slow. clap. fellas.