Internet Mocks WaPo's "Emo" New Slogan

The Washington Post has unveiled a rather dramatic sounding new slogan: "Democracy Dies in Darkness."

there's emo, emocore, and then there's the new Washington Post banner pic.twitter.com/fEKgcf1K57

— Esther Webber (@estwebber) February 22, 2017

Perhaps unsurprisingly, people thought this seemed rather "emo" and have taken it upon themselves to re-write the slogan with a similarly depressing message.

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— Jason C. (@CounterMoonbat) February 22, 2017

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— (((JuliaReinstein))) (@juliareinstein) February 22, 2017

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— Eliot Nelson (@eliotnelson) February 22, 2017

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— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) February 22, 2017

And then there's this:

Perfection pic.twitter.com/ju3j2CkdB7

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) February 22, 2017