Dozens of Babylon Bee Headlines Have Come True. Here's the Complete List.

A spreadsheet recently shared by Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon shows more than 70 instances where reality has very closely matched content on the satirical website.

The first entry is a headline that reads, “Captain America Rebooted as Feminist, Atheist, Transgender Hydra Agent,” which was originally published Oct. 7 2016. By March 15, 2021, the Babylon Bee was right, as Marvel had named its latest Captain America as an “LGBTQ+ activist.”

While the topics the Babylon Bee writes about vary, from politics to religion and health to foreign policy, the website has been prescient in all of them. 

Please enjoy this collection of Babylon Bee jokes that came true. https://t.co/Vw0Mj8Mgf8

— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) May 24, 2022

Prophecy:	Date Written:	Fulfillment:	Date Fulfilled:
Captain America Rebooted As Feminist, Atheist, Transgender Hydra Agent	10-07-2016	Marvel's newest Captain America is an LGBTQ+ activist	03-15-2021
Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of 'Fascism' To 'Anything One Disagrees With''	04-21-2017	Merriam-Webster has a new definition of “racism”	06-10-2020
‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot	05-09-2017	USA Today: Is Math Racist?	12-07-2021
Inclusivity Win: State Of California To Make All Prisons Gender-Neutral	09-20-2017	California Gov. Newsom signs law requiring transgender prison inmates to be housed based on gender identity	09-27-2020
First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue	01-02-2018	Gold statue of Trump appears at CPAC conference	02-26-2021
President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source	01-19-2018	Donald Trump Tweets Satirical 'Babylon Bee' Article Saying Twitter Was Down to Protect Bidenn	10-16-2020
Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway	01-21-2019	Jon Reyes Tweet	01-08-2022
Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn't Bother Reporting On President's Scandals	04-26-2019	ABC, CNN avoid explosive Hunter Biden report; other networks give it fewer than five minutes, study finds	10-16-2020
Man's Baptism Overturned After Instant Replay Reveals He Was Not Fully Submerged	05-01-2019	A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid	02-15-2022
Sheltered Atheist Kid Not Allowed To Watch 'VeggieTales''	05-20-2019	Atheist parents coping because their kids believe in God thanks to VeggieTales	05-09-2021
California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars	06-28-2019	School in Broward took elementary aged kids to a gay bar on a field trip	10-27-2021
New York Times Praises Soviet Union For Unprecedented Gender Equality In Labor Camps	07-22-2019	Biden's Pick for Banking Regulator Once Praised Soviet Union for Having 'No Gender Pay Gap'	09-26-2021
Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry	08-07-2019	Antifa Leader to launch new website	11-04-2020
Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus'	12-23-2019	Donald Trump told a Christian TV network that nobody had done more for 'Christianity or for evangelicals or for religion itself' than him	10-03-2021
California Bill Prohibits Stores From Selling Toys That Don’t Actively Confuse Children’s Sexuality	02-28-2020	Toys R They? CA Law Requires Stores To Have Gender-Neutral Area For Kids’ Products	10-11-2021
Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns	03-10-2020	The President’s Trumped-Up Claims of Voter Fraud	07-30-2020
SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are	04-10-2020	College Admissions in a Covid Year: SATs Are Out, Personal Stories Are In	09-17-2020
Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls	05-11-2020	THE FLAMING LIPSPLAY FOR CROWD ENCASED IN BUBBLES	10-15-2020
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters	06-01-2020	“Good morning, everyone. I’m happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.”	08-09-2020
Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine''	06-09-2020	Police pin hopes on ‘rainbow cars’ to drive out hate crime	08-22-2021
New, Less Problematic History Books Will Only Include What Happened In The Current Year	06-24-2020	Illinois community leaders want to abolish history lessons in schools	08-03-2020
Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines	07-26-2020	Calvary Chapel to Hold Prayer Service (for Trump) at Las Vegas Casino.	08-06-2020
Dave Ramsey Proposes New Stimulus Package Where Every American Is Just Sent A Stack Of Empty Budgeting Envelopes	07-31-2020	Dave Ramsey on stimulus checks: 'If $600 or $1,400 changes your life, you were pretty much screwed already'	02-11-2021
Men’s Health Magazine Celebrates Body Positivity With First Obese Cover Model	08-12-2020	Cosmo: This is Healthy Cover	01-01-2021
BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize	08-13-2020	Black Lives Matter nominated for Nobel peace prizee	02-01-2021
Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class	08-15-2020	California High School AP Gov Teacher Admits Communist Indoctrination of Students.	08-31-2021
Biden: 'My Doc Says I Don't Have Alzheimer's, Dementia, Or Alzheimer's''	08-19-2020	We Need an Operation Warp Speed for Alzheimer's and Dementiaa	02-24-2021
Journalists Admit They're Supporting Biden Just So They Can Take Another 4-to-8-Year-Long Vacation	08-26-2020	Did Washington Just Have an Actual Weekend?	02-22-2021
Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby	09-04-2020	WATCH: 98 Times Trump Disparaged Babies By Using Them as an Insult	09-08-2020
Trump Announces He Will Only Leave Office If A Challenger Beats Him In Ritual Combat	09-24-2020	Rudy Giuliani says "I'm willing to stake my reputation” on the fact that there is election fraud: “Let’s have trial by combat.”	01-06-2021
Biden: 'You Have To Elect Me To Find Out What My Policy Positions Are''	09-30-2020	Biden: "You’ll know my position on court packing when the election is over"	10-08-2020
Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day	10-23-2020	Joe Biden says he won't do any more in person campagining for the remaining 9 days	10-25-2020
New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York	10-27-2020	Cuomo: Incompetent government kills people	01-26-2021
Pollsters Claim Their Polls Were 100% Correct, But Everyone Voted Wrong	11-04-2020	Nate Silver to FiveThirtyEight Critics: ‘Fuck You, We Did a Good Job’’	11-04-2020
Study Finds Connection Between Believing Russia Rigged 2016 Election And Believing 2020 Election Was Foolproof	11-07-2020	This is astonishing, from @zeynep’s newsletter: 91% of Democrats think that the 2020 election was free and fair, up from 43% in 2016	11-24-2020
Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism	11-25-2020	Unthanksgiving.	11-26-2020
AOC Now Selling 'Tax The Rich' Caviar For Just $10,000 A Can	12-03-2020	AOC wears ‘Tax the Rich’ dress to Met Gala	09-13-2021
Triple-Masker Looks Down On People Who Only Double Mask	01-25-2021	NBC News Segment- Effeciency of Triple Masking	01-26-2021
After Just Two Weeks Off Twitter, Trump Becomes Monk, Achieves Total Enlightenmentt	2-3-2021	Donald Trump 'Feels Happier' out of White House and off Twitter, Senior Adviser Says	2-8-2021
Democrats Vow To Follow The Science Of Whichever Union Donates The Most Money	2-16-2021	Powerful teachers union influenced CDC on school reopenings, emails show	5-1-2021
Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen	2-17-2021	Noah Hawley Says FX’s ‘Alien’ Series Is “Not A Ripley Story”, Will Explore Consequences Of Inequality	7-1-2021
Biden To Give First Address To Congress After He Wakes Up In The Spring	3-1-2021	White House: Biden will hold presser by end of March	3-5-2021
Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To	3-5-2021	Epidemiologist announces that 'In defiance of the mask mandate removal, I'm double masked and bringing some sass to the airport'	4-21-2022
Service Stations Begin Widening Signs In Preparation For Higher Gas Prices	3-25-2021	Washington gas stations run out of gas, add extra digit in anticipation of $10 dollar prices	5-17-2022
For Convenience, Vaccine Passport Can Now Be Tattooed On Your Hand Or Forehead	3-29-2021	Inked up: Man gets tattoo of COVID-19 vaccine QR code on his armm	8-23-2021
Vaccine Will Now Be Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life	4-12-2021	Fauci warns  Americans may face having booster shots indefinitely	8-13-2021
Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise	5-10-2021	White House: Multitrillion-Dollar Spending Bill Will Combat Soaring Inflation	11-14-2021
LEGO Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors	5-20-2021	Lego commits to removing ‘gender bias and harmful stereotypes’ from its toys	10-11-2021
Op-Ed: We Need To Make Playground Equipment More Dangerous	6-14-2021	German Insurance Companies Demand Perilous Playgrounds So That Kids Can Learn About Risk	11-1-2021
Progressive Church Announces New Drag Queen Bible Story Hour	6-18-2021	Huge Yikes! Lutheran Church Hosts Drag Queen Prayer Time For Children	12-17-2021
To Improve Public Perception, Kamala Harris Taking Likability Lessons From Hillary Clinton	7-6-2021	WH Asks Hillary Staffers How to Make Kamala More Likable	8-5-2021
Scientists Warn Of New Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut COVID Variant...	7-30-2021	South Korea’s Disease Control and Prevention Agency said Tuesday that it had recorded at least two cases of the new coronavirus delta..	8-3-2021
Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban	8-16-2021	The White House is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine	3-11-2022
Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time	8-17-2021	Every Day Is Jan. 6 Now	1-1-2022
Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year	9-15-2021	Californians fleeing for Texas so fast U-Haul runs out of trucks for them	1-7-2021
Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together	9-21-2021	White House says border officials in Del Rio will no longer use horses	9-23-2021
Leftists Deeply Afraid Things Could Go Back To Normal	9-29-2021	Lifting restrictions could cause anxiety for many as unknowns persist: experts	2-9-2022
Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of 'Let's Go Brandon!'	10-10-2021	Let's Go Brandon' Chanted at QAnon-Linked Church Event in Texas	11-15-2021
Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading 'Let's Go Brandon'	10-11-2021	Southwest pilot is heard 'telling passengers Let's Go Brandon' at the end of flight	10-30-2021
Surviving Inflation: 9 Easy Ways To Save Money On Your Thanksgiving This Year	11-12-2021	NBC suggests not having Thanksgiving turkey this year to deal with inflation costs	11-22-2021
Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind	12-7-2021	Biden Admin Warns It ‘Will Not Be In A Position To Evacuate U.S. Citizens’ From Ukraine	01-23-2022
Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis	12-16-2021	What if #mRNA could treat life-threatening #cardiovascular diseases such as #HeartFailure?	02-09-2022
Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus	12-29-2021	Biden's to-do list for 2022 looks a lot like 2021's	01-02-2022
Xi Jinping Criticizes Trudeau's Heavy-Handed Approach	02-15-2022	China slams Canada over Hong Kong, Ottawa protestss	02-23-2022
Researchers Determine The Science Has Changed After Carefully Examining Poll Numbers	02-17-2022	We joke about Dems getting the memo that it's time to shut down Covid due to looming midterms.Turns out there's an *actual memo*!	02-25-2022
Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes	03-28-2022	Amy Schumer alludes to taking a 'month' break after being 'traumatized' by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars	03-31-2022
Dems Explain They Don't Want Billionaires Controlling Our Media Unless They're Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bloomberg, Buffett..	04-18-2022	Elizabeth Warren Tweet	04-25-2022
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation	04-29-2022	Mayorkas cites misinformation about Homeland Security's disinformation board	05-01-2022
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation	04-29-2022	A Panel to Combat Disinformation Becomes a Victim of It	05-18-2022
Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll	05-10-2022	Laverne Cox is working with Mattel to design the first transgender Barbie doll.	05-25-2022

As Dillon observed, quoting Shakespeare, “Jesters do oft prove prophets.”