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Teacher Warns Students What Will Happen if They Spoil 'Avengers: Endgame’

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In case you hadn't heard, Avengers: Endgame, the final installment in the Avengers series, was released this weekend. It's an epic, 3-hour farewell to the incredibly successful 11-year franchise. Of course, as always, that means there's a risk of spoilers. 

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One teacher, who is clearly a huge Marvel fan, took extraordinary precautions by posting this warning outside his classroom door last week as we headed into Endgame's opening weekend.  

It read:

"Dearest Students, My little brother is in Tampa on a business trip. I am waiting until he gets back to see Avengers: Endgame. Thatt will be Wednesday night at the SOONEST.  DO NOT discuss ANYTHING about it anywhere near my classroom UNTIL THIS SIGN COMES DOWN. You know how much I love Marvel Comics. So help me Jeebus, if any one of you spoils a single frame of this movie for me, I promise I will make you wish that Thanos snapped your narrow a**.”

Unfortunately, fans who have yet to make it to theater are at a disadvantage, considering literally all of their friends have seen it already. Endgame is breaking all kinds of box office records. The film made more than $350 million in the U.S. and $1 billion worldwide this weekend. It's on pace to become the highest-grossing film of all time.

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In addition to spoilers, moviegoers are understandably concerned about the 3-hour time lapse. When are they supposed to take a bathroom break?? Well, fans who've already seen the movie have your back. They say these are the three best moments to leave the theater (if you must).

Or, if you need a time stamp...

I, myself, have yet to see Endgame. But until then I'll be holding my hands over my ears. Please, I beg you, no spoilers!!

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