WASHINGTON -- Following the passage of Democratic health care reform legislation, President Obama assured the country that it was a "middle-of-the-road, centrist approach" instead of an intrusive, government power grab. But the government seems incapable of resisting the nannying impulse that undermines this claim.
So health reform includes a 10 percent tax on the use of indoor tanning beds. (Someone needs to stop this slow motion Chernobyl.) The law also requires fast food restaurants to post their calorie counts at the drive-through window, lest anyone be under the impression that a Big Mac is health food.
Recently, Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., called for a ban on chewing tobacco in major league baseball. A lawyer for the players' association said, "We can go back to the players and say, 'Congress feels strongly about this. You ought to think about it. Look what's happened on other issues Congress felt strongly about."'
And concerned scientists raised the prospect of legal limits on the salt content of processed foods. There is safety in blandness.
Most symbolically, this year's White House Easter Egg Roll pointedly did not include the distribution of teeth-rotting, obesity-inducing candy. "Every goodie bag," according to one account, "was stuffed with pre-screened fruit, and the grounds were filled with exercise stations." One can only imagine the joy on young faces when they got their apple and their workout.
I can hardly be called a libertarian. Legalizing drugs is a foolish idea because addiction robs people of liberty. Restaurant smoking bans have improved my life and my appetite. But freedom implies some leeway for personal risk and minor, pleasurable foolishness. Democrats in particular seem to be afflicted with Mary Poppins Syndrome: They will not rest until Americans are practically perfect in every way.
This tendency has added relevance because of the passage of health care reform. When the provision of health insurance to every American becomes a direct responsibility of government, nearly every health matter becomes a public matter. Why not regulate tanning at beaches? Wouldn't mandatory, subsidized sunscreen save billions in health costs? Why not a jelly doughnuts tax? Why not make saturated fat a controlled substance? Shouldn't children on tricycles be required to wear safety helmets?For some of us, the problem is not the tyranny but the nagging. As the public role in health care dramatically expands, health care controversies become politicized. The health enthusiasms of a president, an influential congressman or an interest group can become public policy or public pressure. After all: "Look what's happened on other issues Congress felt strongly about."
This is one of the reasons that the health care debate is not going away. Initially, some Democrats hoped the public would be quickly converted to the virtues of health care reform -- a hope that died amid growing public disapproval. Now Democrats seek to change the subject with a populist assault on Wall Street. But this lacks minimal credibility, precisely because Obama focused public attention almost entirely on health care for nearly a year and a half instead of pursuing financial reform.
The health care issue will not fade, because Obama has opened a raucous debate on the size and role of government that he cannot simply close. America is experiencing an outbreak of political philosophy. It is like the Constitutional Convention -- except that the participants are throwing food at each other and making rude gestures. It is like the Federalist Papers -- in comic book form.
In a country where there is a record level of distrust in government, skepticism on these questions is not surprising. Obama's overreach on health reform has created an unexpectedly broad opposition coalition, including independents and conservatives, people who fear that health costs will rise and the quality of care will fall, and people who fear that the Federal Reserve is controlling America through fluoridation.
And those of us who fear apples at Easter.