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Is it just me or does CNN seem to have a whole lot of sex pests on its staff? 

No, it’s not me. CNN has a whole lot of sex pests on its staff.

Have you noticed how science always seems to mean that we must do exactly what the left wants us to do? And have you noticed how science seems to have little or nothing to do with actual evidence? I have. You have. And let’s hope the normal folks out there wake up and smell the Bunsen burner.

CNN, the Network Barred from Coming Within 500 Yards of a School

The Lincoln Project of cable television made news this weekend, and not just for snatching away liberal Fox host Chris Wallace, who will be acutely missed by some guy named Gerald in Missoula who writes fan letters to Adam Kinzinger.

No, this weekend brought the exposure of yet another CNN pervert. Perversion seems to be a thing at CNN. You had Jeffrey Toobin tubin’ it live on Zoom. He was welcomed back. Don Lemon got accused of getting handsy in a bar. Chris, the Fredo of the Cuomo clan, itself a band of low-rent Kennedys, grabbed some gal’s butt and went totally George Costanza – “Was that wrong?” 

On the upside, despite his fratboy nickname of a surname, Jake Tapper has not been accused of anything like harassment, but that might be because he’s only into himself.

The revelation this weekend was about a million times scummier than the tacky antics of the on-air talent. Per the NY Post: “A veteran CNN producer who worked ‘shoulder to shoulder’ with now disgraced ex-anchor Chris Cuomo has been indicted on charges of luring young girls to his Vermont ski house for ‘sexual subservience’ training.” It gets worse – their moms would bring them, raising the question of whether there is room on one of those Pinochet choppers to take these Mothers of the Year for a one-way ride to splash city.

What is it with CNN that so many folks are totally perverted? Liberalism does seem to attract a high percentage of degenerates. It’s also the weird sense of entitlement these folks seem to have. Where did they get the idea that it was okay to onan it up on camera, or to seize a handful of cheek? Did this producer think that he was untouchable because he was on the regime’s favorite propaganda outfit?

Toobin admitted his shame and Cuomo does not seem to be denying it. Lemon does deny it. And the maple syrup molester, well, he’s looking a ten years per count. Regardless, there’s a pattern, and it’s among the guys on a network that tells us that we’re the bad guys, that we lack their moral stature. But their moral posturing is to morality what Toobin’s hobby is to actual sex.

COVID, Climate Change and Weaponized Pseudo-Science 

A terrible tornado cut through the Midwest and killed a lot of people. The footage of it is gut-wrenching – whole towns just flattened by the awesome and awful power of nature. And it was also the perfect opportunity for despicable semi-humans to come out of the woodwork and blame it on “climate change.”

Good old climate change, what can’t it do?

Now, let’s leave aside that tornados predate fossil fuels. They also predate people. But objective facts don’t matter to the weather cultists. No, this had to happen because you drive SUVs and BBQ. If only you mashed up cold porridge in a yurt somewhere, Gaia would not be displeased. You kind of deserve this, Kentucky, instructed one Hollywood writer with pronouns in her bio in a tweet she deleted by popular demand. You elected Republicans like Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul, and they are heretics who offend the wind spirits. I won’t link leftist jerksite Wonkette, but even Wonkette slammed this tool for her despicable gloating. “Paul is a fraud and a hypocrite, but that doesn’t mean so-called liberals should also be a*****s about Americans suffering through a natural disaster.”

Look, Wonkette telling someone she’s being a creep is like Eric Swalwall advising people not to have sex with hard 5 Chi Com spies. 

COVID is another example of science-free nonsense disguised as science. California is re-masking, though a lot of us gave up on face thongs long ago. It seems the Omicron variant, which appears to be less dangerous, is here. Well, if it’s less dangerous, let’s definitely double-down on performative pandemic paranoia. 

Science tells us this is all nonsense. Tornados and COVID are not the result of you being disobedient toward blue city nags. But this is not about science. It is about power. And you should tell these tornado twits and flu fools to stuff it in their test tube.

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