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Back in the day, the meetings of the Communist Party and the KKK were distinguished by two things – first, how similar what was being said was to today’s Democrat Party dogma, and second, that half the people in the audience (and on-stage) were working for the FBI. But chasing commies and hood-wearing Dems is out of fashion, and things like figuring out the motive behind a guy who drools over Maddow and comes to a softball diamond with a rifle and a list of Republicans is too hard. Today, you are the target because you oppose the regime, and you are a target because you are law-abiding, and honest, and at some level you still cannot imagine your own government has you in its sights merely for trying to work for political change.


But it does.

Today, it’s open season on the *dministration’s political opponents instead of on actual criminals, so there’s about a 100% chance that the foam-mouthed idiot who just showed up to your conservative meeting or online in your chat thread talking about doing some damn fool thing has a junior G-man – actually, today it’s probably a junior G-nonbinary – on his speed dial. Those unfashionable trespassers involved in the minor fracas on Capitol Hill – libs, save your toobinesque insurrection fantasies for someone who wasn’t in the middle of a real one, incidentally one fueled by your garbage Dem icon Maxine Waters – undoubtedly included a significant number of dudes working for the feds. Oh, the regime’s licensed media is denying it now, but like all the other big stories that got walked-back later – remember the tinkle tape, the Russian bounties, and the pangolin-slandering Wuhan lab thing? – we’ll eventually find out the truth about what the DoJ knew (everything) and when it knew it (all along). 

And for those huffy bureaucrat defenders who insist our glorious premier investigative agency would never stoop to framing people, I give you “FBI Agent Kujtim Sadiku [who] admitted last week in an ongoing trial in Knoxville that federal agents:


So, if you think those very special agents wouldn’t gin up and encourage a conspiracy to commit some crime in order to hook-up a bunch of knuckle-dragging Jesus people who like Trump and think that men can’t magically change into women by wanting to, think again. Here’s a good rule of thumb – assume anyone pushing conservatives to do something illegal, immoral, or just plain stupid in a chat room, at a meeting, in a bar, is probably working with the feds to set us up. And the proper response is “Beat it, narc.”

Take the five dingbats who supposedly – because you can trust nothing coming out of the FBI’s PR department – wanted to kidnap Stepford Governor Gretchen Whitmer for some reason. Shockingly, two of the five appear to have been FBI plants – what’s shocking is that the other three weren’t. MSNBCNN went bonkers over this ridiculous nonsense back when it first happened and the FBI is taking a bow for stopping this perilous plot that its own people were apparently plotting. I guess when actual mass murderers keep mass murdering, yet time after time the FBI knew about the nuts beforehand, you kind of need anything like a victory you can get. Retchin’ Gretchen was in more danger from air sickness on that donor’s jet that whisked her off to sunny, sane DeSantisland than from a quintet of misfits with a direct line back to the FBI HQ.

Understand that no one advocating violence – specifically that you go commit violence – is your friend. Such a person is either crazy, or stupid, or a snitch setting you up. Always reject them. Tell them to get the hell out. And do it loudly and clearly so the dudes sitting outside in the Ford Econoline van can get a nice crisp recording of you demanding they buzz off.


Let’s talk about violence for a minute and how it relates to our current situation with a garbage establishment trying to suppress our rights. It doesn’t relate to our current situation with a garbage establishment trying to suppress our rights. We’re so far from that it’s not even useful to examine in the abstract. Today, violence is not justified, not okay, and not part of anything we support. And that’s not because we are pacifists, nor are we opposed to the concept of armed resistance to tyranny when necessary. We strongly support the idea of an armed citizenry to deter tyrannical aspirations and, as our revolutionary forefathers did with the pre-sissy Brits, fight it if we must. In fact, I highly recommend my pal Ned Ryun’s new bestseller about Boston and the build-up to the battle of Bunker Hill, The Adversaries, for its picture of what it looks like when violence against tyranny is necessary and justified.

It’s not necessary or justified here, not even close, and no reasonable person could think so. The mechanisms of a free society are battered but they still exist, and they are our imperfect means of promoting change. But the nuts and the narcs will try to convince you differently. They will point out gross misconduct in six big Democrat cities last November, and it was gross – I was there. But they don’t point out that patriotic Americans won 15 seats in Congress in that same election. We can and do win elections, and we can and do win in court – not all the time, but sometimes, so that these remain viable paths to vindicate our rights. Yeah, the garbage media is biased, but we are strengthening the conservative alternative. And it is likely 2022 will see the Democrats crushed and that 2024 will see Ron DeSantis boot out soon-to-be presidentrix Kamala Harris. So, anyone telling you to do something violent instead of doing the hard work of winning elections is either a fool or a fed, or both.


No one urging you to do something violent or illegal today is your friend. It’s wrong morally. It’s wrong tactically and strategically. And it’s got a significant chance of being a set-up designed to put some more conservatives in handcuffs to try and define patriotic Americans out of the mainstream of allowable participants in America’s governance.

So, if some doofus starts up with such nonsense, reject it. And do it unequivocally. Assume they have all your comms, assume the corporations will happily turn over your banking, social media, phone, or whatever other records to help with the set-up. Remember that anything you say could get shown to a jury, including the transcript of your chat with “ConservativeGunHero69” who suggested that you get together and give Senator Blowhard a wedgie. So, don’t indulge in crazy talk, even as a joke. And make sure you tell the knuckleheads who do to knock it off.

If the FBI or anyone else tries to troll you, talk to you, or turn you into an informer, seek appropriate legal counsel in your jurisdiction to protect your rights. You are an American citizen. Insist on your rights, all of them, all of the time.

We are going to win the struggle to restore our Republic the old-fashioned and proper way – by convincing our fellow citizens to elect patriots who embrace the Founders’ vision and the Constitution as it is written, not as it is imagined. The left can’t win fair and square, and that’s why there’s a snitch out there looking to set you up. Don’t help him.


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