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The Predictable Left

Who Killed Ashli Babbitt

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Is it too much to ask to know the name of the federal government employee who, on our behalf, shot an unarmed veteran who was, at worst, trespassing in a public building? Apparently, it is, since no one in our glorious, licensed, and neutered regime media seems to want to tell us. They know. They all know. They just don’t want you to know.


We know the identity of the incompetent cop who shot the guy with a warrant (for carrying a concealed weapon without permit, which is not even a crime in nearly two dozen free states – racist Democrat gun control laws helped kill him). All we know about Wyatt Twerp, who shot the super-scary Q person for climbing through a window, is that the DoJ thinks it’s A-OK to cap misdemeanor suspects if they oppose the ruling caste and clear him. The dummy who can’t tell her taser from her Glock got charged though, even though it’s absolutely clear she was stupid rather than malicious. Two systems of justice – gee, how could that go wrong?

There are sleuths online claiming various different people are the shooter – I don’t know for sure who it is, and I won’t accuse someone of this act until I do. But our garbage ruling class should tell us who killed this woman in our name. And it was in our name – this was a federal cop, and we have been told he was among the brave Spartans who resisted the onslaught of the good-natured guy in Viking horns and the rest of the characters who walked in through the open doors into the Capitol in history’s least severe insurrection ever. After months of being informed by the smart, honest Neros of modern America that this minor imbroglio – I helped suppress the Democrat icon’s Maxine Waters-inspired LA Riots, so save your breathless hyperbole about riots for the sissies and the saps – was the greatest threat to our democracy in the history of ever, you would think they would want to glorify and commemorate the brave hero who shot the unarmed woman who was, you know, surrounded by other cops.


He should be proud, right? He took out that perilous threat to America. He’s all man. Where’s his parade? He’s a hero, right?

Yes, according to the members of the lib tuffies battalion on Twitter, who were positively turgid over the idea that the fed fuzz blasted this terrifying “terrorist” – they absolutely love the idea of the regime killing her, and it’s not much of a stretch to imagine their giddy delight at the idea of some uniformed minions of the establishment killing you too. What’s a few dead kulaks among friends?

It’s no surprise that leftists celebrate the homicide of dissenting Americans – after all, for them, there’s nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot. And people like you are the right people.

But what is really disgraceful are the establishment conservatives not merely excusing it but cheering it on. Erick Erickson, who is no longer conservative in any non-cruise ship sense of the word, was a leading voice in the “cool, cool” contingent, opining that the cop “should be commended for his restraint in the face of the mob.” 

Shooting unarmed trespassers who are literally standing right next to cops with AR15s does not constitute “restraint” in any sense. Leaving aside Erickson’s tactical and moral illiteracy – he’s usually very concerned about what Jesus would do and, apparently, he thinks that He would do is waste the uppity proles – if you green light this kind of state violence, the left will inevitably move to the next level of state violence. If you do not think that *’s handlers would hesitate to kill a whole bunch of you for defying them if they thought they could get away with it – and this cop is going to get away with it (until President DeSantis orders a reinvestigation at about 12:01 pm on Inauguration Day, just after he pardons all the non-violent political prisoners that the DoJ is selectively persecuting, excepting the narcs) – then I have a patch of scorched earth outside of Waco to sell you cheap.


So, who killed Ashli Babbitt? Why can’t we know? 

Where are all the journalists whose courage ensures that democracy doesn’t die in darkness? Why are they keeping us in the dark?

Where’s Jake Tapper on this death of a vet? Nobody is a better friend of vets than Jake Tapper, according to Jake Tapper. Who killed her, Jake?

Where’s Brian Stelter, who is a potato? He’s a very serious media analyst, I am reliably informed by sources, as well as a walking delivery system for sour cream, bacon bits, and chives. Shouldn’t he be exploring why the media seems to be hiding this significant information from the people? Perhaps he’s afraid to go outside lest he be accosted by hungry Irishmen. Who killed her, Brian?

Hey, 60 Minutes, maybe you can try telling a real story instead of making one up to serve the Democrat narrative. I know a good one. Who killed Ashli Babbitt, Mike Wallace wannabes?

Brace yourself for a startling revelation, but they don’t want to tell you because the garbage media is totally dedicated to supporting the liberal establishment narrative. And if that means covering up for an apparently unjustified police shooting because the victim isn’t one of the chosen – if a cop capped a BLM or Antifa scumbag for the same thing the media would be cheering the fiery mostly-peaceful protests that would inevitably ensue – then so be it.

The media minions know their place and their mission. It’s to serve the narrative. That’s why they will never tell you who killed Ashli Babbitt.


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