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Time For Conservatives To Get Medieval On The Liberal Establishment

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There's this great scene in The Godfather where Sonny explains to Michael that to take out an enemy you’ve got to get up close and – bada-BING! – blow his brains all over his nice Ivy League suit. No wavering, no equivocating, no messing around. That's the kind of can-do attitude the GOP needs to start showing toward its enemies, starting with Planned Parenthood.


Figuratively, of course. Quick, cue the next lie in a seemingly endless series of lies from these creepy butchers since these mega-Mengeles’ PR firm will doubtless tell them to claim that, “Conservatives are threatening to kill us!” If anyone would know about killing, it’s Planned Parenthood but, unlike its tiny victims, its members will remain intact with their organs unauctioned off.

Listen up, liars: I’m advocating taking every penny you steal from taxpayers so that your twisted death cult withers into dust. I am advocating crushing Planned Parenthood by our Republican elected representatives ruthlessly using every element of government power at their disposal. And then I am advocating that they then do it to every other liberal chancre sore on the American body politic.

Imagine them turning next to the fascist universities. The lazy public employee unions. The greedy crony capitalists. Imagine a GOP that is, if not loved, at least feared. Imagine it sitting atop a pile of the grinning skulls of its liberal institutional opponents.

But to do that, the GOP needs to understand that our enemies are our enemies, and that our enemies must be defeated. Not compromised with. Not accommodated. Not agreed with to disagree with. Defeated. Destroyed. Done.


The film Conan teaches what is best in life, and that must be our attitude toward liberals: We must yearn to crush our enemies. To see them driven before us. To hear the lamentations of their womyn.

And let’s start with Planned Parenthood, and I don’t mean just having some show vote followed by the GOP leadership shrugging and making that sad trombone sound when it fails. Hell, Planned Parenthood is so loathsome its activities managed to disgust the Sex Pistols.

If you can't get up the stones to stop paying a half billion dollars a year in federal subsidies to semi-humans who carve up infants and haggle over the price of the corpses, then what the hell are you good for?

The base is done being the Establishment’s gimp; we’re looking for the GOP to get medieval. Conservatives must learn to take righteous pleasure in the destruction of our opponents. Progressives are bad people. Progressives should be beaten. We should celebrate their pain and their defeat. When these bloodstained collectivists lose, humanity wins.

But we have a GOP establishment that’s too wimpy to take its own side in a fight, much less humanity’s – or ours. No wonder a walking punchline like Donald Trump is walking all over them.

It's time to get serious. It's time to get ruthless. We either win or we are going to be enslaved to the metastasizing progressive monster forever. Instead of worrying that our enemies think we’re being mean, it’s time to let them know that we are mean.


Scott Walker knows how to deal. The public employee unions were his enemy, and he went for their collective collectivist throat. He defeated them. He didn't compromise with them. He didn’t come to some agreement that allows them to keep sucking the lifeblood out of working Americans to fund the liberal elite’s agenda. He crushed them under his heel and was rewarded with a symphony of pathetic whimpering from Madison’s libfascist wusses.

Their cries of anguish should delight our ears.

And we don’t need any more decorum cops like Mitt Romney sucking up to the libs and their MSM buddies by adopting their memes and chiding the likes of Ted Cruz for telling the truth. Hey, giving $150 billion to the Iranian mullahs means Obama is giving money to terrorists. That's called “the truth;” maybe you squishes ought to try it out instead of whining when GOP voters respond to it from others.

And, while we’re at it, giving the green light for an A-bomb to people who say they're going to blow up Israel is exactly like guiding the Jews to a new set of ovens even if hearing that makes fussy Jeb Bush uncomfortable. The only disturbing thing about Mike Huckabee's comment is that it caused me to agree with Mike Huckabee.

You can always count on the Grahams and the McCains of the party to throw their hats in with the liberal Hyman Roths whenever some MSM reporter sticks a microphone in front of their talkholes. The GOP needs fewer Fredos and more Michaels. Primary season is coming, and we’re warning you– Don’t ever take sides against the family again.


Yeah, popular culture has much to teach you, GOP. It's time for a figurative christening where we take care of all the family business.

Planned Parenthood? Defunded.

Obamacare? Defunded.

Iran Deal? Oh, hell no.

And as for our leadership in Congress, well, maybe we can arrange a viewing of Deliverance. It might teach them why it’s better to be Burt Reynolds than Ned Beatty.

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