Herr Platner Is Taking Democrat Credibility Down With Him
Joe Biden Hijacks Wife's Book Tour With This Announcement
Oh, Here We Go Again: Those Damn Mail-in Ballots Have Severely Cut Into...
Rahm Emanuel Nailed What's Wrong With the Dems in One Sentence
Speaker Mike Johnson Knows What's Ailing Missing GOP Rep, but There's a Catch
Jill Biden Lashed Out at a Former Aide Over Her Book, and It's...
Here's the Relatable Reason a South Carolina Cop Was Arrested
Bloomberg Has a Very Interesting Take on Ron DeSantis' Propery Tax Plan
Newsom Press Office Decides It's (D)ifferent When Journalists Endorse Republicans
Nicole Parker’s 'The Two FBIs' and the Battle for the Bureau’s Soul
Our Enemies Lie
TDS Watch: The 'Convicted Felon' Argument
Beaufort, the Tehran Grand Bazaar, and Boots on the Ground in Lebanon
Putting Real Pride Into Pride Month
The Looming Fight Over Intellectual Diversity – Restoring the Academy’s Reason for Being
OPINION

Where in the World Is Barack Obama?

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com.
Where in the World Is Barack Obama?

In 1967, after shooting Mutiny on the Bounty, Marlon Brando bought the atoll of Tetiaroa in French Polynesia as his secluded getaway from the dreaded klieg lights of Hollywood.

Advertisement

Fifty years later, after Barack Obama staged a mutiny against his party by refusing entreaties to lead the “Resistance” to Donald Trump, he flew to a luxury resort on Brando’s island to evade the partisan clashes in Washington.

It seems fitting that Obama would end up at The Brando, as the resort is known, since the two men have much in common.

Marlon Brando is considered to be one of the greatest movie actors of all time—and yet he hated being an actor.

Barack Obama is considered to be one of the most compelling political campaigners of all time—and he hates being a politician.

The movie critic Pauline Kael once called Brando “the rebel.”

Obama, when asked to pick his favorite character from Star Wars, chose Han Solo because he’s “a little bit of a rebel.”

Brando was a leftwing activist who participated in the civil rights and Native American movements.

Obama was a leftwing community organizer who became the most liberal president in our history.

Advertisement

Brando was a famous recluse.

Obama is famous for preferring his own company to that of others.

While at The Brando, Obama has been staying at a villa with its own plunge pool, private beach, and TV media room. He’s been working on his White House memoirs, reading a book about Teddy Roosevelt’s post-presidency, snorkeling, bike riding, riding outriggers and canoes, sampling the French cuisine at Les Mutinés restaurant, and watching the sun set from Bob’s Bar.

Obama issued a brief statement defending his signature domestic achievement during the recent ObamaCare brouhaha on Capitol Hill, but he’s refused to take phone calls from Democrat politicians. However, while he’s going French in French Polynesia, he does take an occasional call from his éminence grise, Valerie Jarrett.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Townhall Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement