Bill Maher Reveals Why He's Harder on Dems Today...and It Was Something
Bang Up Job, Gavin! Newsom's Press Office Launches Lame Attack on Reflecting Pool...
Today's DEI Law School Students Are the Judges Democrats Will Pack the Courts...
When Propaganda Becomes Psychological Abuse
Nick Kristallnacht
Brothers From Ghana Among Three Charged in Online Romance Scam Targeting Seniors
10 Shootings Rock South Austin; 2 Suspects in Custody, 1 Still at Large
The White House Issues a Powerful Message of Prayer in Celebration of Rededication...
All of the Worst People Are Coming Out to Support Thomas Massie
Trump Warns Iran: 'Get Moving' or 'There Won't Be Anything Left'
America at 250: Renewing the Faith That Made Us Free
Two Navy Aircraft Suffer Mid-Air Collision at Idaho Air Show
Ken Paxton Scores Historic Win Against the Transgender Movement
Ukraine Launches Drone Attack on Moscow Targeting Oil Infrastructure
Cuba Acquires Over 300 Attack Drones As Tensions With US Rise
OPINION

Black Friday Bust

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com.
Black Friday Bust

So the Christmas retail season was once again a dud…surprise, surprise. 

Nevertheless, when it comes to the economists for the National Retail Federation and the Wall Street analysts who follow the retail sector, it seems that hope springs eternal. 

Advertisement

The barbaric Black Friday frenzies are expected to somehow translate into a consistent shopping pattern for the ensuing month, and everyone is very surprised when it doesn’t happen. 

The reality that 48 million Americans are on food stamps, 100 million working-age U.S. citizens do not have a job, and that one-out-of-every-four Americans that do have a job earns less than $10/hr could all be mitigating factors. 

In spite of this, optimism still abounds for the after-Christmas/New Year’s sales.  Therefore, I suggest the retailers change the way they think about their holiday sales. 

Rather than focusing on margins or profits, the emphasis should be on the technique of moving the merchandise. 

As an example, The Gap gave 60% off any website purchase and an extra 30% discount for a day-after-Christmas buy.  Do the math, for a $100 item ($100 - $60 = $40) with an additional 30% discount ($40 - $12 = $28), it equates to a whopping $72 in savings. 

It’s very difficult for me to believe that Gap still makes a profit with a 72% discount. 

More than likely, the retail analysts would say the day is a loss leader for future shopping.  In other words, the retailer is more than willing to take the loss in order to generate internet traffic and create store familiarity. 

If that’s the case, why not just go all the way starting on Thanksgiving?  And forget the discount; give it all away, 100% free, the whole store, everything.  Just imagine the rush that would create. 

Advertisement

The video highlights would be awesome; it would be every man or woman for themselves.  Then, just envision the newspaper headlines, “Retail Sales Surge 100%,” “Barack Obama Has Done it Again,” “An Economy on a Roll.” 

Add in this year’s estimated holiday gift returns of 37%, or $63 billion (bringing even more customers to the malls), and you suddenly have a holiday season really worth talking about.  

A so-called surge in retail sales would light a fuse under that company’s stock until the realization that absolutely no money was made, and conceivably, like Bed Bath & Beyond and Circuit City, more retailers would be forced to permanently close their doors. 

If the noise, however, is loud enough perhaps all those retailers with no profits could apply to the Obama administration for a bailout, just like the troubled banks. 

I’m sure something could be worked out.  After all, everything for free is the true reason for the season.                    

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Townhall Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement