Dem Debate: The Good, the Bad, and the Hillary

I wrote a Democrat debate wrap-up as a column this week because the whole two hours were so very ridiculous, it just warranted a little awards ceremony.

A taste of the superlatives I handed out:

Most Grating Intonation-Control Problem:

Does Hillary Clinton ever know her mike is on or has some clever double-agent infiltrated and convinced her that the American voter equates diaphragm strength with national security credibility, so she must project her way to the presidency with a little Tippecanoe-and-Tyler-Too mike-less nostalgia? We all understand that she can only communicate in one tone, but must it be so loud?