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New Hit Country Song: Obamacare by Morning

New Hit Country Song: Obamacare by Morning

Last night during the opening act of the CMA Awards in Nashville, country music hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood released their new smash hit: Obamacare by Morning, a spin off of George Strait's famous song, Amarillo by Morning.

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Underwood: Hey, do you have that Obamacare?
Paisley: Obamacare, what' that?
Underwood: Oh! It's great! It's great! I started signing up last Thursday and I'm almost done. Let's go to the website and get you signed up. Let's see, it can't be too hard right?
Paisley: Why's it spinning?
Underwood: Oh, it does that.
Paisley: Why's it smoking?
Underwood: Maybe we should restart it?
Paisley and Underwood singing: Obamacare by morning, why's this taking so long? So long. I'm going to wind up with hemorrhoids if I sit here till dawn. Well I have cataracts and dimentia, this is getting on my last nerve. Obamacare by morning, Over six, people, ser-er-ved.



George Strait took home last night's biggest award, entertainer of the year.

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