Since we fueled this fire a little bit with the Jindal post earlier this morning, it's probably worth pointing out that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is not only preparing to embark on a nationwide campaign tour on behalf of Republican candidates, he's also hooked up with a trainer to start shedding some weight.  He described his new fitness program this morning on the Fox Business Network, starting at the 4:55 mark:



But enough baseless conjecture.  Jindal and Christie have both stated definitively they won't run for president in 2012, and we believe them.  Don't we?