Irresponsible 2012 Presidential Speculation, Continued

Since we fueled this fire a little bit with the Jindal post earlier this morning, it's probably worth pointing out that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is not only preparing to embark on a nationwide campaign tour on behalf of Republican candidates, he's also hooked up with a trainer to start shedding some weight. He described his new fitness program this morning on the Fox Business Network, starting at the 4:55 mark:

But enough baseless conjecture. Jindal and Christie have both stated definitively they won't run for president in 2012, and we believe them. Don't we?