Greg Hengler

It would have been an extra special treat to see Matthew's wrestle with a leg spasm following last night's results, but watching Special Ed build up his viewers to the point of certain victory only to call it for Walker an hour after the polls closed was delectable.

Good luck chasing down those "soccer dads" Mr. President.


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