Ryan James Girdusky

Michele Bachmann may still have had a serious stab at the Republican presidential nomination had she taken a page out of Christina Aguilera’s playbook.

Britney Spears exploded onto the world stage in the late ‘90s, she was young and blonde, singing catchy pop and dance music. Like all successful products, she had many replicas. Most famously Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore, all mimicking the Spears’ look and sound with varying degrees of success. All three still maintain some relative fame. But Aguilera alone is the only one still famous as a singer.

Quickly after breaking out into the scene Aguilera destroyed her bubble gum image, she took off her clothes on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine, dyed her hair, and showed off her vocal abilities in ballads. Crushing the image of Britney 2.0 that saved her musical career and it is this sort of re-imaging that might have saved Michele Bachmann’s presidential ambitions.

In the last presidential campaign Governor Sarah Palin set the political world on fire, she was Reagan in heels and her instant popularity was so great it too had many imitators -- most famously Michele Bachmann, Sharon Angle and Christine O’Donnell. All were “Mama Grizzlies,” Tea Party backed, and very religious. While the later two still have some fans, both have written a memoir and have their own PACs. Only Bachmann is an office holder and still has the ability to draw Palin like crowds. Her presidential run, however, was inevitably doomed due her inability to separate herself from Palin brand.

At the beginning of her presidential campaign, Bachmann positioned herself as anti-establishment, an Evangelical, who had been fighting President Obama’s agenda for the last three years. However, she was never taken very seriously by the media. In a now famous interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday she had to explain that she was a “very serious person” after the host asked her if she was a “flake."

Bachmann was scrutinized about everything from her chronic suffering of migraine headaches to her endless stream of gaffes. Her most memorable gaffes included placing the Battles of Lexington and Concord in New Hampshire rather than in neighboring Massachusetts, she said that the founding fathers ended slavery, she confused screen legend John Wayne’s birthplace with that of serial killer John Wayne Gacey, and, when visiting Memphis, TN she stated that she was happy to visit their state on the anniversary of Elvis Presley’s birthday when she visited on the same date he died.

Ryan James Girdusky

Ryan James Girdusky writes from New York City. He has been published in the Christian Science Monitor, The Daily Caller, The American Thinker, and World Net Daily. He is a contributor on the radio show "Living Truth with Gina Loudon."