Let's Kill All the Banks!

Neal Boortz
Posted: Mar 02, 2012 12:01 AM
Let's Kill All the Banks!

Let’s see ... how was it the Fox News Channel  anchor phrased it?  Oh yeah.  Here we go:  “Bank of America is going to penalize some of its customers by charging them a fee for their checking accounts.”

“Penalize?”  Really?  and just how are they going to do this?  Do you mean these dastardly banks are going to charge these customers a fee for their checking account if they don’t maintain a high enough balance or use some other banking service? How horrible!  Burn these banks to the ground!

Amazing, isn’t it!  The language of the anti-capitalist left is even making its way onto the teleprompters of the evil right wing extremists of Fox News.  In todays parlance a bank doesn’t charge a consumer for a product; the bank “penalizes” the customer.  It’s not a fee for service, it’s a penalty.  Incredible.

The demonizing of banks started, of course, a long time ago.  Banks are the economic vascular system through which the lifeblood of the capitalist system flows.  This makes them the focus of all that is evil for the left.  Everybody knows (don’t they?) that Americans would be so much better off if the government had complete and absolute control over the flow of wealth through our economic system, but people just don’t seem to be ready to see the left nationalize the banks; at least not quite yet.  Perhaps a few thousand needless and burdensome regulations and no small amount of demonizing might grease the skids.

I still get quite a chuckle out of the hilariously flawed attempt by the California legislature years ago to regulate ATMs.  The people were mightily upset over the fact that they had to pay a fee to use an ATM owned and operated by a bank in which they had no funds on deposit from which to withdraw cash.  It didn’t matter to them that the bank which owed the ATM had to go through the process of advancing those funds to the ATM user, then retrieving those funds from the the user’s actual bank.  How DARE they charge for those services?  Sure ... they spent millions of dollars building and operating their ATM electronic infrastructure  They built all those nifty machines and then leased convenient locations so that a consumer could find one when needed.  They also bought  and maintained the computers needed to run the system, and they pay for people to keep them stocked with cash.  They suffer losses from thefts and attacks on their employees. So what?  Sure!  It’s great they spent all that money to make things easy for me, but they had better not try to charge me to use one of those things if I’m not one of their actual customers.  Charge me a fee for that service?  Why that’s robbery! 

So the moonbats in the California legislature pass their cute little law telling the banks that they cannot charge non-customers to use their ATMs.  The banks then immediately restrict access to their ATMs to their own customers.  How simple was that?  If you can’t charge someone for a service, just don’t provide them with the service in the first place!  In no time at all the law was repealed. 

A more recent explosion of anguish and grief was over decisions made by some banks to implement a $5 monthly charge for consumers who wish to use point-of-purchase debit cards rather than carry large amounts of cash or go through the check-writing or credit card process.  Some major retailers were behind this one.  Sure, these retailers loved the convenience of debit cards.  They didn’t have to deal with all that cash, and the customer’s purchase was instantly credited to the merchant’s account!  They saved millions!  What they didn’t love was the fees on those debit card purchases being charged by the banks.  Surely there must be a way to keep the convenience of customers using debit cards without having to pay for it.  So major retailers (you can just guess who I’m talking about) started making huge campaign contributions to some politicians .. and the next thing you know the “swiping fees” that banks were allowed to charge were slashed by more than half.  The banks were losing billions on this one, so they decide that if they can’t charge the merchants, they’ll charge their customers.  Immediately the left launches an assault on these “predatory” banks and the politicians threaten punitive action.  The banks retreat and suffer their losses.

Now the banks will most certainly be attacked over plans to charge some customers for their checking accounts.  Never mind that banks lose money providing checking accounts to low-depositors who use no other services.  The left has decreed that trying to earn money by providing a service or product is greedy.  Demanding a free service, product or the money earned by another is not. 

This is the type of intellectualism that gave us Caesar Obammus as president.