The killing of Fox Lake, Illinois, police Lt. Charles Joseph Gliniewicz had nothing to do with our hashtag politics about which lives matter.
America isn't yearning for Al Gore, the $200 million man, to run for president and save us from those 1 percenters and their obnoxious carbon footprints.
There is no cure for the Touch of Death, or Dim Mak as it's known in those cheesy martial arts movies.
You don't have to watch those videos of Planned Parenthood officials released by an anti-abortion group.
Hillary Clinton is in deep, deep (I almost wrote "yogurt," but I really like yogurt) for her lies and pending investigations that will inevitably drag her down.
When we think of evil, we think of something violent or demonic, something filled with hatred and wretchedly hungry to devour the good.
I've found a way to stop the deadly national epidemic of blithering idiots who text while driving. Oh, it might be a tad controversial, since a few Americans will invariably get squashed like pulpy bugs. But can you make an omelet without breaking an egg?
What do we talk about when we talk about race in America?
Did Denny Hastert, former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, really think he could get away with it?
I've found the perfect place for Sen. Rand Paul to campaign for the presidency of the United States.
Some of you are probably done with ABC News over the George Stephanopoulos embarrassment.
I'm not much of a Tom Brady hater or a New England Patriots detester, but it's clear the haters have lined up to vent their spleens.
Whether you like it or not, Bill and Hillary Clinton are America's wicked grandparents.
Cardinal Francis George of Chicago -- the intellectual rock of the Roman Catholic Church in America -- died in his bed the other day.
The oligarchs who run Chicago don't want to consider the unthinkable -- at least not publicly.
Years ago Rush Limbaugh called me a liberal sportswriter, suggesting I was the harbinger of death to football in America.
Researchers at the University of California have asked a question that has bedeviled liberals for years: Just who is happier, anyway, conservatives or liberals?
First, Hillary Clinton must deal with that debilitating email scandal on the road to becoming president of the United States.
The story about the ex-con who robbed a bank just so he'd be sent back to prison -- for a bed and three meals a day -- was heartbreaking.
If there's one thing more stupid than Chicagoans whining about the cold (as if they've never experienced February in the city by the lake), it's another one of those stupid weather stories.