Humberto Fontova

Posted December 12, 2014

Id just hung the deer by its neck on the swingset for skinning and butchering when..... "Oh Hum-BERTO! Puh-LEAZE!"

Posted December 05, 2014

Former Mr Kate Perry (and current British multi-millionaire-comedian) Russell Brand devotes much of his new book and stage routine to denouncing capitalism. The book itself is titled Revolution and courageously confesses to the following: Im a big fan of Castro and Che Guevara and all their beret-wearing cigar, gun-totting, cigar-chuffing pals. They were sexy, cool, tough.

Posted November 28, 2014

Castros agents had targeted Macys, Gimbels, Bloomingdales, and Manhattans Grand Central Station with a dozen incendiary devices and 500 kilos of TNT.

Posted November 21, 2014

British vaudeville comedian Russell Brand needs better staff. Hes touring the U.S. promoting his book Revolution while impishly equating Che Guevara with Jesus Christ and Gandhi.

Posted November 17, 2014

Mr Gorbachev, Tear down this Wall! Who can forget the famous line? In fact most people forgot it shortly after President Reagan detonated them at the Brandenberg gate in June 1987. At the time they got little press-play, and what it got was mostly negative.

Posted November 07, 2014

From the Castro regimes captive (literally!) newspaper Cubadebate:

Posted October 31, 2014

"Already we are seeing nations large and small stepping up in impressive ways to make a contribution on the frontlinesCuba, a country of just 11 million people, has sent 165 health professionals and it plans to send nearly 300 more. (U.S. Sec. of State John Kerry as quoted by Reuters, Oct. 17)

Posted October 27, 2014

Imagine ISIS raising its flag over Bagdad and Damascus, the U.S. scooting from its bases in Saudi Arabia and the history books and media all hailing President Obama as a peer to Richard the Lionheart and El Cid. Crazier things have happened.

Posted October 20, 2014

This week the New York Times ran two editorials pleading for a U.S. economic lifeline to the Castro brothers terror-sponsoring regime (i.e. to end the so-called embargo.) One editorial ran on Sunday the other on Tuesday. The second editorial contains the following:

Posted October 04, 2014

Even as a youth, Ernesto Guevara's writings revealed a serious mental illness.

Posted September 26, 2014

Can you imagine the reputation of a literary figure surviving the disclosure that he worked (however briefly and ineffectually) for Hitler's Abwehr?

Posted September 19, 2014

In wistful moods, I often wonder what Cuba (a nation with a higher per-capita income than Austria and Japan in 1958) might look like today if media such as Townhall, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, etc. had been around to mount a counterattack against Castro's U.S. media and State Department propagandists.

Posted September 12, 2014

Academia has been and remains a key target of foreign intelligence services, including the [Cuban intelligence service], says an FBI report from Sept. 2nd.

Posted September 05, 2014

PBS, who operates partly on the dime of the U.S. taxpayer, just ran a one-hour special on the terror-sponsoring dictator who shrieked that war with the U.S. is my true destiny! and who came within a hair of nuking millions of PBS involuntary donors during the gravest military threat against the United States in modern history.

Posted August 29, 2014

When a comedians brilliant witticism bombs he'll often complain to the "dumb" audience that: "The irony is lost on you people!"

Posted August 22, 2014

After decades of paranoid hemming and hawing, last month the U.S. Bureau of Ocean Energy Management finally approved oil exploration in Federal waters along the Atlantic coast from Delaware to Florida.

Posted August 08, 2014

But in fact Che Guevara did not “die for his convictions.” In fact he desperately tried to weasel out of this fate. This cowardly weaseling was after ordering his guerrilla charges to die for their convictions.

Posted August 01, 2014

Maybe it’s just a coincidence that somebody like Jesse Ventura is also a major fan of Fidel Castro and Che Guevara? (Or claims to be for the publicity value among the “hip”?)

Posted July 25, 2014

Russian president Vladimir “Teflon” Putin is on a roll—or so we’re led to believe by the media. The Russian president combines the slick machismo of James Bond, the cojones of George Patton and the craftiness of Cardinal Richelieu.