Barack Obama contemplates the latest offering from one of his favorite hip hop artists, Ludacris:
Thank goodness I found my iPod before leaving Berlin. I should’ve known I left it in the hotel gym, considering how much time I spent down there. Now let’s see what all these young staffers have been buzzing about. Don’t let me down, Luda. You never do.
I’m back on it like I just signed my record deal
Did he sign a new deal? I hadn’t heard. I wonder how much he’s raking in these days. He’s gotta be in the highest tax bracket, right?
Yeah the best is here, the Bentley Coupe paint is dripping wet; it got sex appealRemind Luda to properly inflate those tires for maximum fuel efficiency.
Never should have hated
You never should have doubted him
Note to self: look up this word, “doubt.”
With a slot in the president’s iPod Obama shattered ‘emJust wait for the whining: But he’s not president yet!!! Boo hoo. Hahahahaha.
Said I handled his biz and I’m one of his favorite rappers
Well give Luda a special pardon if I’m ever in the slammer
That reminds me, I’ve got to call Tony Rezko back. I thought people only get one call from prison—Man, he’s relentless.
Better yet put me in office, make me your vice president
Hmm…We did just bump Edwards off the shortlist. Heh.
Hillary hated on you, so that bitch is irrelevant
So true! Truth to power, Luda! Oh well, let’s get Bill Burton working on a statement expressing my “outrage” that he insulted Her Highness. This party unity façade is such a pain.
Jesse talking slick and apologizing for what?
If you said it then you meant it how you want it have a gut!
Gotta give him some props for having the, um, stones to go after Jesse.
And all you other politicians trying to hate on my man
Watch us win a majority vote in every state on my man
Rhyming ‘man’ with ‘man’? Really? Note to self: finalize that speech on the importance of public education.
You can’t stop what’s bout to happen, we bout to make history
The first black president is destined and it’s meant to beCome to think of if, how DOES one suggest/insist that he be added to Mt. Rushmore?
The threats ain’t fazing us, the nooses or the jokes
So get off your ass black people, it’s time to get out and vote
Guy Benson is Townhall.com's Political Editor. Follow him on Twitter @guypbenson. He is co-authors with Mary Katharine Ham for their new book End of Discussion: How the Left's Outrage Industry Shuts Down Debate, Manipulates Voters, and Makes America Less Free (and Fun).
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