Doug Giles
This past week, Facebook removed a page dedicated to the death of a Texas Tech cheerleader named Kendall Jones. The page was titled,“Kill Kendall Jones”.Charming, eh? Why did 300-400 people want to kill Kendall? Are y’all ready? Are you sitting down? It was because Miss Jones legally hunts animals that aren’t endangered, that’s why. Yep, hunting is verboten to this small pocket of crazies, and for that reason, according to them, Kendall should be killed. Anyone else see anything weird in that warped line of reasoning?

From what I’ve been able to deduce in studying the anti-hunters and their ability to reason, they’re similar to ISIS, Boko Haram and Lindsay Lohan. At first Facebook said they found nothing “offensive” about the anti-hunters‘, “Kill Kendall Jones” page. They did find Kendall’s pics of legally hunted animals offensive and thus removed them, but initially, from July 2nd to July 10th, they found no fault with a page dedicated to the murder of a law-abiding, 19yr. old coed. That was an “iffy”, grey area to FB.

Oy Vey

Finally, after reasonable people inundated Facebook with a massive online protest about how the hell they could they keep a page up that augurs for the death of anyone, they finally folded to the pressure and yanked it. Better late then never I guess. Right on the heals of the “Kill Kendall Jones” Facebook campaign, came a sweaty and balding blubberous dumbass who’s running for congress in Virginia, who tweeted out that he’d give anyone $100,000 if they could cough up nude pics or a nude video of Kendall. He too wanted to ruin Kendall’s life because Kendall is a hunter.

As the Kendall crazies continued their feeding frenzy, the anti-hunting zombies found more fresh flesh on another law-abiding teenager who hunts. This time it was a Belgian L’Oreal model named Axelle Despiegelaere.

Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.