Ben Shapiro

Last week, I went to see the new, critically acclaimed film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. This movie has been touted as one of the best of the year. A.O. Scott of The New York Times labeled the film a lush, romantic hothouse bloom (Button) sighs with longing and simmers with intrigue. Rex Reed of The New York Observer goes even further: a monumental achievement one of the greatest films ever made.

All of which begs the question: What are these people smoking?

Button is a beautifully made, deeply flawed, dismally uninvolving, utterly incoherent mess of a movie. Theres a reason for that: the screenwriter is Eric Roth, the man responsible for rolls and rolls of overlong, uninspired drudgery, including Forrest Gump, Munich, Ali, The Horse Whisperer and The Postman.

For the benefit of Mr. Roth -- and for the benefit of those critics who seem to have forgotten how good movies are made -- here are the top eight rules good movies must follow.

1. Answer Your Central Question. The question in Button is: How does aging backwards affect a man? The answer seems to be: the same way aging forwards affects everyone else. Thats boring. How about showing us something interesting?

2. Dont Ignore Obvious Conflicts. In Button, Benjamin Button is white. He is raised by an adoptive black mother and father in 1920s and 30s New Orleans. Yet there is no racial conflict. Theres another major issue: Those around Button treat him as essentially normal. No one calls a doctor or asks a scientist or even treats him as a freak. Why not?

3. Make Your Main Character Compelling. If were going to follow a character for three hours, hed better be compelling. A medical condition isnt enough to sustain interest in a character. Is there anything more boring in life than listening to someone list their medical problems? The same holds true in the movies. Button relies on the fact that Button is aging backwards. But he is a passive participant in his own life. Hes Adrian Brody from The Pianist with a reverse case of progeria. Zzzzzz.

4. Develop Your Characters. Button doesnt develop as a character. Thats shocking. For an overlong movie about a man traveling backward through life, youd expect that when Button looks 20, hed be acting 60. Instead, hes tooling around the country on a motorcycle at 50 looking 30, taking a sex vacation with his girlfriend at age 45 looking 35, and visiting India to find himself at 60 looking 20. He acts how he looks, not how old he is. Thats bad scriptwriting.


Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro is an attorney, a writer and a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center. He is editor-at-large of Breitbart and author of the best-selling book "Primetime Propaganda: The True Hollywood Story of How the Left Took Over Your TV."
 
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