It could have been a scene out of "Ghostbusters," only instead of Bill
Murray and Dan Aykroyd, it featured Alan Lowe, 55, of Roland, Ark., and his
volunteers from Spirit Seekers Paranormal Investigation Research and
Intervention Team. ("Where the Here and the Hereafter Meet," to quote his
business card.)
Instead of wandering around the New York Public Library, these Arkansas
ghostbusters were spending most of a dark if not stormy night in the
friendly confines of the state Capitol, which must get a little spooky after
the lights go out. Those long, echoing marble halls are a little scary even
in broad daylight, especially when you remember some of the legislation
that's been sneaked through those premises.
Mr. Lowe and his impressive team of eight came fully equipped with video and
audio equipment, though not the 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor Ambulance, aka
Ecto-1, featured in the movie. Or even the particle accelerators that
toasted my favorite character, the huge Stay Puft Marshmallow man. Ummm, he would have been delicious over a campfire
complete with, natch, ghost stories.
So what did these intrepid Spirit Seekers come across during their
eight-hour sojourn in the state Capitol on a Saturday night? Voices so faint
they couldn't be heard with the unaided ear. Floating orbs with comet tails.
Sounds like the psychic remains of some appropriations bills that should
have been dead on arrival.
There were no signs of Slimer or the Terror Dogs from the movie, but the
Capitol is still under psychic investigation. "We're still reviewing," says
Mr. Lowe, Spirit Seeker No. 1, "but there's something paranormal in there."
And the Legislature's not even in session.
The great god Gozer of Ghostbusters fame wasn't encountered during the
night, but there were a couple of actual sightings and soundings. A spectral
figure, after a grunt or two, identified himself as "Edward," and another,
on being asked if he'd been a state senator, pleaded innocent. "Real lightly
and faint in the background," reports Mr. Lowe, "you can hear 'No.' "
It couldn't have been Arkansas' own Jeff Davis, the Wild Ass of the Ozarks,
who never spoke lightly and faintly about anything. Especially the state
Capitol. In the early years of the last century, that legendary senator and
governor was not at all eager to build a new Capitol in the image of the
federal one - and on the site of the old state penitentiary at that. (Talk
about inviting ghosts!)
To quote my favorite riff from that populist Demosthenes:
"The Helena World says that I'm a carrot-haired, red-faced, load-mouthed
[sic], strong limbed, ox-driving mountaineer lawyer. That I'm a friend to
the fellow that brews 40-rod bug juice back in the mountains. Now, I have a
little boy, God bless him, and if I find that boy is a smart boy, I will go
and make a preacher out of him. If I find that he's not so smart, I'm going
to make a lawyer out of him, but if I find he has not a bit of sense on this
earth, I'm going to make an editor out of him and send him to Little Rock to
edit the Arkansas Democrat."
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