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Monday, July 14, 2008
Mike Adams :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Moral Minority
by Mike Adams
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“Beware the people who moralize about great issues; moralizing is easier than facing hard facts.” - John Corry

There is a well-worn path by the side of my garage that leads to the back yard where I spend a good bit of my free time. Recently, I decided to lay brick to cover the path so I wouldn’t track dirt into the house on my way back inside. This required about 500 bricks and a long afternoon’s work.

Unfortunately, as I started working on the brick path, I made a frustrating discovery. About 450 of the bricks I bought were bright red but about fifty were of a lighter yellowish hue. So I loaded up the fifty lighter bricks and took them back to the place where I bought them.

If you think I should have instead taken back the 450 bright red bricks, you may want to consider voting for Barack Obama.

The week after I finished laying my brick path I hopped on a plane heading to Colorado Springs, Colorado (to speak at Summit Christian Ministries www.Summit.org). After the flight attendant made her initial announcements, a young couple called her over to complain that she was speaking too loudly into the microphone. Her voice, they said, was hurting their ears. The flight attendant said she was talking into the microphone no louder than she was at that moment. The couple still protested – although no one else on board seemed to have a problem. Eventually, the flight attendant agreed to let someone else with a quieter voice make the rest of the announcements.

As soon as the plane took off, the small child of the couple with the sensitive ears began screaming. And, eventually, the father began yelling at the child. This went on for the duration of the flight. When the flight attendant with the soft voice announced the connecting gate information I could not hear her at all. Neither could the male half of the couple with sensitive ears. He was yelling at his son who was screaming at the top of his little lungs, which at least partially explained the fact that no one on board the flight was able to hear his connecting information.

If you think that Delta handled this situation properly, you may want to consider voting for Barack Obama.

On the way back from my wonderful trip to Colorado, I hopped on another Delta flight – this one heading to Atlanta. As we were being served our beverages, two of the flight attendants stopped to have a conference in the aisle just next to my seat. It seems that the woman seated in 6A was allergic to peanuts. She therefore decided that she wanted cookies, not peanuts, as a snack to accompany her beverage.

But the woman wanted more than just her cookies. She wanted everyone else on the plane to have cookies, too. It seems that the woman’s allergy was so great that refraining from the consumption of peanuts was not enough. She could not be around others consuming peanuts, lest she become physically ill. She wanted no peanuts to be served to any passenger on the flight.

The flight attendants struck a compromise. The people on aisles five through seven would be served cookies, not peanuts. Everyone else was free to choose one or the other. I tapped one of the flight attendants on the shoulder to inform her that I was allergic to cookies. I also told her I was allergic to people who are allergic to peanuts. She understood my joke and we shared a laugh as she handed me an extra bag of peanuts. Continued...

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Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus.
 
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Alice continued
I should have said "the socialist practices Obama Supports," sorry for the confusion.

PS. I should also have mentioned that worrying about the accuracy of the peanuts on the plane story is another example of how you are going to lose respect with potential readers. So what if Delta hasn't served peanuts, it's a literary device. Surely you wouldn't begrudge a conservative writer for creating an imaginary event to get his point across, unless of course you are also going to admonish the work of Oliver Stone, Brian De Palma, or all the other left-wingers in Hollywood that stretch the truth in order to promote some leftist ideal. "There will be Blood" just won an Oscar for best picture, and Daniel Day Lewis one for best actor, you think that's a true story? You think folks like Paul Thomas Anderson or Stephen Gaghan are using the truth in their movies that support their leftist ideas?

Worry about the matter at hand, Obama being a socialist, not Bush's faults, he's out of office in 6 months anyway. Besides, the title of the article is largely a tongue in cheek joke.

To the Moon Alice.
Dear Alice in Georgia, no where in this article did I find any sort of support for the Bush administration, simply a denunciation of the socialist practices he supports. You accuse the right of bullying tactics, I imagine rhetoric such as 'If you don't support the war you are anti-American' and the like. There is no more bullying in those comments than those made by the global wamring pimps who label dissenters as equivalent to holocaust deniers or those that purport to tell individuals opposed to a universal health care system they have no concern for the well being of less fortunate individuals.
Many anti-liberals feel betrayed by both Bush and Senator McCain, as neither seem willing to truly stand up and support true convicted American ideals, this is why many want to lend their support to Bob Barr, yet are hesitant in trepidation fearing Obama winning election.
Your pro-Obama argument loses all support when instead of critiquing Adams' actual viewpoint or supporting Obamas' you instead condemn an administration few are fully behind. If you are truly concerned with swaying the minds of Bush supporters or independents you would be better served to ditch the usual mode of flight-fight liberal talk, IE: trashing Bush as a means of deflecting attention from the real issue, otherwise you continue to weaken your own crediblity and further diminish any chances of convincing anyone other than yourself and those of your ilk to take anything you have to say seriously.
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