"What is wrong with these people?" was the nigh-upon-universal reaction
among conservatives at the GOP convention this week. Liberal reporters
inquired of conservative journalists, Republican delegates, right-leaning
janitors, free-market short-order cooks, even the guys walking around in
elephant suits: Will Sarah Palin drop out? What about the Eagleton Option?
For those who don't know, the Eagleton Option refers to Thomas Eagleton,
George McGovern's first VP pick in 1972, who was forced to withdraw because
allegations of mental illness.
A hybrid of myth and deceit peddled by the chattering bandersnatches of the
Democratic Party's backup communications offices at MSNBC and other
press-release transmission belts of the Obama campaign, the whole
pseudo-story was surely the brightest flare in the bonfire of asininity in
St. Paul this week.
Of course, it was hardly the only journalistic will-o'-the-wisp unleashed
from the media bog. The claim that Palin was a Buchananite - and hence an
acolyte of a "Nazi sympathizer" according to Florida Rep. Robert Wexler -
was not true. The claims she cut funding for pregnant teens, that she was a
member of the more-goofy-than-scary Alaska Independence Party, that Trig
Palin - her special-needs baby - was really her daughter's: these were all
bogus. As for the even more disgusting smears peddled at the Daily Kos and
one blogger at The Atlantic - smears that drove much of the prurient
investigation into the Palin family's privacy by more reputable sources -
they were as untrue as they were repugnant.
But it was the Eagleton canard that spoke volumes. First, just as a matter
of reportorial fact, as opposed to Keith Olbermann clicking his ruby-red
slippers and wishing it were so, the idea that the rank and file of the GOP
wanted her gone before her speech was distilled nonsense. Now, it's plain
hilarious.
In the wake of Palin's performance Wednesday night, there's vastly more
support among conservatives for flipping the McCain-Palin ticket to the
Palin-McCain ticket. Send McCain to attend the funerals and cut the ribbons!
Put the lipsticked pit bull at the lead of the Alaskanized GOP sled!
One good barometer of conservative support: Rush Limbaugh, who is rumored to
kick his cat across the room in rage when he hears the name "McCain," now
calls the Arizona senator "John McGenius."
For good or ill, going forward, Palin is easily the most popular Republican
in the country, at least among people inclined to vote for the GOP. That may
not last, of course (she has many trials ahead), but the instant decision of
Beltway blowhards to push the Palin-as-liability fable says a lot about how
little they understand much of the American electorate.
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